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No.

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“But dangerous? I don’t think so.”

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[Dialogue] 

Draco: I’m dangerous, Greengrass. Draco: Did you just chuckle? Astoria: I’ll get you something to eat. You are many things, Malfoy.

[sapphiresarchive]

[fckmypssywtharakemom]

[haxpunch]

Painting blood-soaked fur is pretty difficult.

[brucebocchi]

[skellaloose]

First rule of being a graphic designer…they will absolutely just print and use your fake placeholder copy so just go into it expecting that

[flipocrite]

[tits-n-trix]

What a super casual and average response, thanks for your contribution :)

[cantdenytheviewthough]

[call-life-arlelt]

SMACK DOWN!!!!! PLEASE LET EVERYONE SAYING MERRIL IS A SILLY NAIVE GOOSE SEE THIS POST BECAUSE SEE THIS POST RIGHT HERE???? SHE ABSOLUTELY KNOWS WHAT SHE’S DOING SHE SLAM DUNKED ANDERS BACK INTO DARKTOWN WHILE PROVING SHE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT SHE’S DEALING WITH. AND YOU BETTER DEAL WITH THAT, NERDS.

[zekedms]

DARKTOWN DAISY-DUNKED

[guerrillatech]

[briarmoss]

The second part would actually be about 2 million, but it's still disgusting

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

And if the "that's why I poop on company time" line was real then Amazon employees would have twice the amount of dignity they have now

[tiktokstowatch]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Achilles dragging Hector’s corpse around Troy

[fractiousrvt]

#oh this is a Baby sound #this is a sound mother cats make when they’re calling to their kittens #it’s not an alarm call #it’s more like ‘hey kids it’s time to travel follow me’ sort of call

Exactly what @followthebluebell wrote! This cat is trying to carry their ‘kitten’ to a new nest. I’ve never seen this behaviour before with a human and it’s hilarious to watch in action.

[spageddy]

mad respect for our men in stem (sewing, tidying up, errand running, making dinner)

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

[casgirl]

There will never be a tiktok as good as this one I think about it all the time it is VISCERAL

[notbecauseofvictories]

good morning exclusively to the atlantic’s science editor, or whoever it is that titles their animal biology articles

[catchymemes]

[fckmypssywtharakemom]

[honestlyitsjustsam]

[honestlyitsjustsam]

[beambeam]

i'm obsessed with fearne calloway

[ruvigapo]

in which i project my small person gardening experiences onto Essek bc i want to lol

Honestly gardener essek is the best thing to happen on this show. Heck yeah healthy ways of processing trauma.

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[prokopetz]

The ultimate power move in a vampire/fairy rivalry would be the fairy inviting the vampire over for tea. The vampire has natural dominion over anyone who invites them into their home, the fairy has natural dominion over anyone who violates the laws of hospitality, and neither can refuse the appointment without showing weakness, so it’d just be a constant headgame of the vampire trying to manoueuvre the fairy into a position where the obligations of hospitality allow the vampire to eat them, and the fairy trying to trick the vampire into doing something that would allow the fairy to declare them a poor guest.

[lynati]

You know EVENTUALLY they’re going to get hit with the magical equivalent of being snowed in together, right?

[guardiankarenterrier]

is

is that not the point

[brunhiddensmusings]

next paradox -faeries have power over those who eat fey food -vampires have power over those they feed on even should the vampire successfully bite the faerie theyre still at square one

[krystal-prisms]

Schrodinger’s hospitality rules

[imadeadramone]

WHO MADE THIS? 🎃

[backpackfullofplums]

In case you aren’t familiar, Michael Scott Moore and David Rohde are both journalists. Moore was held by Somali pirates for 977 days. Rohde was held captive by the Taliban for 7 months after being abducted in Afghanistan.