How would companions react to a very innocent SS who makes constant innuendos without even realizing? Like in a conversation they make a very suggestive remark and they are oblivious to it.
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FO4 Companions React: Innocent Sole Making Sexual Innuendos
Sole and their companion spent an unusually peaceful day in Sanctuary modding weapons. They were currently trying to upgrade a basic pipe pistol.
“Can you hand me the tape?”
[Companion] handed them the adhesive.
“Thank you. And you have the rod?”
[Companion] nodded.
“Great! Now can you stick your guide rod spring assembly deep into my receiver?”
Nick:
Nick was used to his companion unintentioanlly making sexual innuendo; it was a daily— if not hourly— occurrence. As such, he payed no attention to their statement and did as they asked.
Codsworth:
“Not a problem, [sir/mum]!”
Hancock:
Hancock smirked deviously and winked,
“Oh absolutely,” he teased, “I’d love to, hot stuff.”
Strong:
“Strong no understand how to build gun. Sorry, human.”
Preston:
Preston blushed, “You did it again, General. You might want to rephrase that next time.”
Sole raised an eyebrow, and Preston shook his head.
“Never mind.”
Piper:
“That’s what she said!” Piper laughed. Sole stared at her quizzically.
“Ah come on, Blue? You seriously don’t get it? You do this kinda stuff all the time. It never get’s old.”
Gage:
Gage chuckled, “Yeah. Yeah I will, boss.”
Danse:
Danse shot Sole a side glance, debating whether or not he should say anything. He always thought about bringing it to their attention, but didn’t want to embarrass them. He decided against it for the thousandth time, and refocused on the weapon in front of them.
“Got it.”
Cait:
“Gladly, darlin,” Cait teased, playfully running her fingers up Sole’s back, “Any time.”
MacCready:
MacCready stared at his companion in disbelief.
“Okay, there’s no way this is accidental. You’ve messing with me, right?”
Sole stared at the ex-gunner, their eyes wide with genuine confusion, and MacCready scratched his arm nervously.
“Guess...not? Okay then. Y-yeah. I can do that for you.”
X6-88:
X6 chose to ignore the comment completely.
“Yes, [sir/ma’am].”
Longfellow:
*takes a shot*
Ada:
“Of course, [sir/ma’am]!”
Curie:
“Oui!” The synth smiled— equally as oblivious as her partner.
Deacon:
Deacon bit his lip to keep from laughing.
“You sure you don’t want me putting my buffer in your buttstock instead?”
“No,” Sole thought for a moment and then beamed, “But can you check the throat erosion and headspace for me? It would be a huge help!”
Deacon could barely contain himself, “Absolutely, pal.”
