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Ilya making lunch for his kids: Healthy food cut into fun different shapes. A little sweet treat for balance. A note saying how much their dads love them š©·
Ilya making lunch for his first daughter, Anya: Cooking her plain meat and rice and plating it in her fancy little bowl š¶ (no canned dog food)
Ilya getting lunch for himself: Monster energy drink with one single McDonald hash brown and 3 M&Ms š„
The genius of Brian Kesinger.
Gƶttlin, Germany by Tommy Kah
Shane walking into the locker room after a loss expecting anger and shouting and equipment being thrown, fully prepared to take the brunt of the fault from the coaching staff and a few of his teammates like he always did in Montreal. With his head down, he waits for the explosion, but when it doesnāt come he looks up to see his fellow Centaurs laughing together and ribbing on each other over the mistakes they made that night. There is no animosity or blame. The air in the room is light, not the gloomy atmosphere heād grown accustomed to after being defeated.
Ilya sees him standing there with the most adorably confused look on his face and walks over. He places both hands on his cheeks and smiles before kissing him, right there in front of everyone. The room erupts in hoots and hollers, Bood and Hayes yelling, āget a room!ā
When they finally separate, Ilya gently rubs a thumb over Shaneās freckles. And with the most understanding expression, reassures Shane with a, āwe are not the fucking Metros.ā
The room gets loud again, Dykstra shouting, āfucking right! Weāre the motherfucking Ottawa Centaurs!ā
Shane finally cracks a smile. Throwing off his gloves he still had, he grabs his husband and literally dips Ilya right there, kissing him through their laughter and the riotous applause from their team.
Yeah, they definitely werenāt the fucking Metros. They were the motherfucking Ottawa Centaurs.
Ilya, waking up on his honeymoon: where is my husband
Shane at the resort's 7am water zumba:
Ilya: Troy is my Work Husband
Shane: I'm your Actual Husband and we work together, shouldn't I be your Work Husband?
Ilya: Actual Husband can't be Work Husband. Is against the rules
Shane: fine. Who should be my Work Husband then?
Ilya: I hear Harris is Work Single
Shane is not team mom and conversely Ilya is not team dad. Theyāre very clearly the gay uncles who have control of the planning and vibes of the situation, consummate meddlers of the highest degree. No parental energy towards the team. However āš Bood, guy with the grill and the energy of someone holding a child leash, and Wyatt, with a solid presence and a niche hobby nobody else cares about. Those are mom and dad.
Cliff Marleau, I'm so fond of you.
The moon dressed as Saturn.
ilya at their first hookup: it's his first time so i'll go slow, i'll just stroke his dick for now, nothing crazy
shane: hey so i'm gonna need to put your dick in my mouth right now actually yes it is life or death
I still think itās so funny that shane was assigned gay by rose landry and his reaction was WHEW! thank god someone else decided that for me. anyway Iām off to get my man I can sense that heās making bad decisions in a club somewhere
rose: do you want me to set you up with my friend?
shane distractedly: what? no Iām obviously already embroiled in a years-long situationship with a disaster bisexual who is physically incapable of expressing a feeling out loud. and Iām positive heās off being a nightmare somewhere so now that Iām gay for sure I need to track him down and greet him with such awkward but well-meaning compassion he ends up sobbing in my arms
April Full Moon and Artemis ā ” Ā© astronycc
getting increasingly confused trying to have sex with my point and click wife but she just keeps saying āyou cant use that hereā
i have the ancient sarcophagus and the cuckoo clock. what the fuck else do i need man
post skip kiss but ilya is still chirping the fuck out of scott hunter every game and a clip of it goes viral ( "hey hunter! didn't know that the nursing home was doing field trips right now." "yep, they sent me out here to kick your ass." "but where is your walker? i think you need will it tonight" "fuck off" "oh boyfriend has it huh? you are so lucky. he is so young and you are so weak." "rosanov so help me god i will fuckin-").
ilya's next press conference has him answering questions about his "borderline offensive" remarks to scott hunter and he's just like
"yes i said this to him. it is chirping it is meant to be offensive."
at the collective intake of breath that follows from the room he adds,
"what, you want me to treat him different because he is gay? i think that is not good. scott hunter is a slow old man. coming out has not changed this. still old, still slow."
when scott's asked about rosanov's comments on his coming out he's like
"well no we talked at the NHL awards he was actually really supportive. yeah he's an asshole, just not a homophobic one."
A reason I like asshole/scary Shane is I like imagining that Ilya has no fucking clue what anyone means by that. Because Ilya's one of the only people on the planet who isn't intimidated by Shane's looks and hockey skill, since he also has both. And he's not put off by Shane's insane commuication style because he's also terminally avoidant, and also an asshole, and Slavic. And he doesn't see the full brunt of Shane's dismissiveness because Ilya Rozanov exists in the warmth of Shane's gaze
Idk there's just something so funny to me about everyone else being like, "Yeah man....that guy is scary as fuck. I once watched him watch tape for 15 minutes straight without blinking. I played on the Mets for three years and he only ever called me by my number" while Ilya is twirling his hair and doodling "Mr. Hollander āØā¤ļø" in his notebooks in gel pen and imagining Shane as a particularly strange and cute little animal that he can poke to see how it reacts