Uncreative Isopods

Hey I'm Sarah. 21, into nerdy shit, and much like Sherlock Holmes back from a 3 year hiatus ✌️

[nevver]

Matchy-matchy, Stefand Raschan

[mozzarella-sticks]

YA novel idea: in a world where everyone is born with a countdown with how many french fries they are allowed to eat before death, one young man (me) is born with an infinity symbol

[cleromanticon]

He grows up thinking it’s an 8 so he never eats any fries. He’s teased and taunted by the High Fry kids. Then he eats his first fry on his 18th birthday. His number doesn’t change, but the rest of his world does…

[bogleech]

Please look at this species of roly poly isopod people are calling the “rubber ducky” isopod.

[bugcthulhu]

babies!

[kingjaffejoffer]

[dysoriented]

I watched the first few seconds, said “is this motherfucker actually,” AND THEN THE MOTHERFUCKER ACTUALLY

[high-functioning-hufflepuff]

I am resurrected hello

[high-functioning-hufflepuff]

update I discovered the last time I posted here was April 2015 HA HI EVERYONE

[high-functioning-hufflepuff]

I am resurrected hello

[fanya-koplan]

I’m very sorry. I’m sick, I have a fever, I can’t sleep and this is the result. Also, this:

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YAAAASSSS

[bunnyufomoved-deactivated201606]

Visit Original Link

The Hanging Tree (3D Audio)

Listen with headphones for the full effect!

[callboxkat]

oh my god 

[dajo42]

[pours water back and forth between beakers] im a sciencer

[tastefullyoffensive]

Be nice to Frank. [caboosium]

[unexplained-events]

Puppy Dog Eyes

[drunkennovice]

Comic.

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[gentlemanbones]

I hate game night with the engineering graduates

[tin-king-deactivated20161024]

Don’t get me started on Poker Night with the math students. 

[skydragon007]

Monopoly with business majors is the worst

[aburritoofsadness]

Scrabble with english majors is a nightmare.

[thegrimmgrimm]

i can’t believe those weren’t puns

[sketchlock]

Don’t forget Pictionary with Art Students.

[olivesmoothies-blog]

Words against humanity with sociologist and poli sci students is horrifying

[kaity--did]

PLAY CLUE WITH INVESTIGATIVE LAW MAJORS AND THEN COME TALK TO ME

[fucknbosschickk]

BEST POST ON TUMBLR.

[autumn-outboy]

Operation with a surgeon…

[newyorksjojo]

On the other hand, Rock Band with the music majors is beautiful.

[finding-fucken-nemo]

oh shit

[deadlyvibes]

I think it’s really fucked up how so many teenagers are alone and sad and having panic attacks in their room while their parents watch TV, and how a lot of those teenagers have had relatively normal childhoods, yet there’s this huge boom of depression and mental disorders, and its just dumb how we’ve turned into a generation labeled ‘reckless’ but really, we’re only reckless with ourselves

[humoristics]

[boatofbears-deactivated20240811]

I thought this was going to be educational…. it was

[jkottke]

A poster on Reddit asks: What are two events that took place in the same time in history but don’t seem like they would have?

[quantumblog]

Spain was still a fascist dictatorship when Microsoft was founded.

There were no classes in calculus in Harvard’s...

[chickenstab]

halloween’s coming early on tumblr