The 100 + stuff that makes me lol in public

I have unhealthy obsession with diabetes camp and bellarke

[leepacey]

behold my masterpiece

[captin-owl]

image how much better if everyone, adults, teens, younger kids, all got recess. like if everyone got 45 minutes to an hour to just play around outside, do fun things, be “childish” and things

[captin-owl]

like my post you cowards, imagine it!

[allbeesarelesbians]

a judge: the court will now take a recess

all the lawyers: [scramble to put on sneakers and get to the playground first]

[actualtimetravelingcat]

Posts from a brighter timeline

[runby2]

Remember if you’re out at a store and someone says “This is a robbery” you can say “no it’s not” and then the robber will leave because theyre a robber and this is no longer a robbery .

[runby2]

You can not just say this without dropping the whole story

[alonelybeemakingart]

Ok so,

My dads coworker is at the front and this man comes Up and hands him a document.

The coworker took a Look at the document and while he couldn't read the things written by Hand, because he wasn't wearing his glases, he did notice the Logo of a different Bank so he's like:

"Oh, sorry sir you can't do that here! You have to go to the other Bank for this :)"

The man, visibly confused leaves, but dosen't take the document with him.

The coworker, now just as confused as the Guy actually Takes Out his glases and reads the hand written part:

This is a robbery

[gay-jesus-probably]

Can you imagine trying to rob a god damn bank and the teller just cheerfully tells you to go rob the competition instead

[theprofessional-amateur-deactiv]

I worked as a bank teller for several years and a few things you should know, bank robberies happen far more frequently than you might think and they come in waves. When a bank gets robbed a notification with photos goes to all banks in the area to be on the lookout. And there are two kinds of robbery, the pass the note and the takeover (what you see in movies).

So our branch had had a big takeover robbery as well as a note one. We also had a teller that had transferred to our branch after having been through a robbery. She was sweet as apple pie, hair up to the ceiling, southern lady who had just been through multiple robberies.

A guy comes in and hands her a folded note. Her immediate thought was “this guy needs to learn you don’t hand bank tellers notes. I am just not going to read that.” So how the conversation goes:

Her: how can I help you today?

Him: I’m here to get money

Her: great *hands him a withdrawal slip*

Him: all the information is on the paper

Her: to process the transaction I need you to put it on my piece of paper

SO HE FILLS OUT A WITHDRAWAL SLIP. Meanwhile another coworker is looking at her latest robbery notification email thinking the guy at the window looks a lot like him but the teller is calm and seems to be following standard transaction.

Back at the window the teller notices his name on the withdrawal slip doesn’t match the name on the account so she asks for his ID. He once again tells her all the relevant info is on the folded note but also gives her his ID and says it is his dad’s account. She tells him he will need a check from his dad to get cash. He grabs the note and leaves.

ONE HOUR LATER

Two new robbery notifications hit our emails, both branches within a mile. It is our guy. Teller goes over to the manager and sheepishly informs them he was here and the time. Security department is notified as are local police and the FBI. The FBI comes over believing that these poor tellers had been robbed for the 3rd time in a month and take her statement. She is completely embarrassed telling them how everything went down and he kept signaling to the note and telling her to read it but she was just done.

To which this FBI agent of 40 years who has been to the scene of many bank robberies (several at this branch in recent weeks) says: Ok. Let me see if I got this right, he came in fully intending to rob you. He gave you the note and you just…refused to read it? So he left and went to the bank literally across the street, handed them the exact same note, and they just handed him five grand? Do I have that correct?”

Her: I am so embarrassed

FBI: this is best thing I have ever heard. He even handed you his ID! Holy-

Her: I feel so dumb!

FBI: don’t! This is the best thing I have ever heard. This is going to be in training courses. (He sat there giddy for at least 5 more minutes)

[cirqueduroyale]

For Autism Acceptance Month, I felt the urge to focus on Quinn’s terrible experience with a certain type of therapy that many autistic children were/are subjected to. For Quinn, this lead to masking, self harm, and overwhelming stress growing up. Because of her need to protect Claudette from this abuse, she was finally able to understand that her own autism wasn’t a bad thing and taught her daughter the same.

Misinformed and ablest societies are the reason why autistic people call for acceptance rather than awareness. We don’t need a cure, we need understanding and resources that actually help us rather than those that stigmatize and try to change us. 

Read more here: https://www.spectrumnews.org/features/deep-dive/controversy-autisms-common-therapy/

[burninghoneyatdusk]

first line - tag game

Rules: List the first line of your last 20 stories (if you have less, list them all.) See if you can find any patterns and choose your favorite opening line. Tag your favorite authors! 

Tagged by: @queenemori | @she-who-the-river-could-not-hold | @useyourtelescope | @slyth-princess | @sparklyfairymira | @stealing-jasons-job ❤️❤️

I’ve only written 18 fics and they’re all bellarke. None of these were exciting & if there’s a pattern I do not see it, but here we are:

kiss me once 'cause you know I had a long night

explicit | one-shot | est. relationship | kid fic

Clarke closes her eyes, letting her forehead drop against the shower wall as the hot water pours down on her.

you're not mine anymore, but i'm still a little bit yours

explicit | one-shot | exes to lovers | flashbacks

“You know Clarke is going to be there, right?”

nobody, but nobody, can make it out here alone

explicit | one-shot | christmas | fake dating

Bellamy never meant for things to get so out of hand - truly, he didn’t.

I'll Be Home for Christmas

teen | one-shot | christmas | friends to lovers

Bellamy flops down on his twin bed in his dorm room, glancing at the empty bed across the room.

Let Your Heart Beat Here

explicit | multi-chap | enemies to friends to lovers

“What time are you getting in tomorrow?” Octavia asks.

Straight into Your Arms

explicit | one-shot | est. relationship | proposals

Bellamy slides his kindle back into his messenger back, resigned to the fact that he’s not going to be able to focus on reading right now.

love like ghosts

teen | one-shot | halloween | friends to lovers

“Okay, okay. Everyone hush,” Raven yells over them.

Made Your Mark On Me, A Golden Tattoo

explicit | one-shot | professor/student

Clarke trails her fingers along the familiar books that line the bookcases of her parents’ study, overwhelmingly bored.

you were my crown, now i’m in exile

explicit | multi-chap | exes to lovers | kid fic

“You okay?” Clarke asks, gently placing a hand on her father’s forearm.

Darling, Let’s Hurt Tonight

explicit | one-shot | est. relationship | pregnancy

“You can’t be serious right now.”

The Graduation Pact

explicit | one-shot | friends to lovers | surfers

Clarke slows her paddling, straddling her board and looking out towards the horizon as the waves rock her.

Whenever You’re Ready

explicit | one-shot | s1 canon-divergent | unity day

Clarke makes her way through the crowded camp, past the mob flocking to Monty’s Unity Juice.

Chasin’ You

explicit | multi-chap | exes to lovers | flashbacks

Dead Zone is packed tonight, so much so that the back of Clarke’s black tanktop is sticking to the sweat on her back.

Religion’s In Your Lips

explicit | multi-chap | a/b/o | best friend’s brother

“That can’t be right.”

In The Moment We're Lost And Found

explicit | one-shot | s6 canon-divergent

Clarke closes her eyes, taking a break from the drawing she’s been working on.

Voices in the Water

explicit | multi-chap | grounder au | arranged marriage

Clarke hangs back along the tree line, cloaked by the night, watching people come and go from the rowdy tavern.

All Because of You

explicit | multi-chap | kid fic | friends to lovers

Clarke peers out the front window of her small two bedroom house, checking the driveway for her dad’s car for what feels like the hundredth time.

Homesick (It's a Bittersweet Feeling)

explicit | multi-chap | step-siblings | high school au

Clarke makes her way through the busy school hallway, the sounds of her classmates' voices and slamming lockers surrounding her.

Tagging/saying hi: @eyessharpweaponshot | @pawprinterfanfic | @kancjs | @icantloseyou-too | @writetheniteaway | @hopskipaway | @marauders-groupie | @bookwormforalways | @andromedabennet | @klarkegriffin | @elora-lane | @nakey-cats-take-bathsss | @chronictonsillitis | @excuseyouclarke | @brimay | @valkyrhys

[feministtalks]

[bloodytales]

The "pro-life" movement is based on ignoring the woman's life and autonomy.

Pro-choice protects women. End. Of. Discussion.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hollowboobtheory]

I have been sitting on this since November of 2016

[hollowboobtheory]

I gotta b honest I wasn't expecting to get three rounds out of this

[bad-days-are-ok]

Artist is Comicname

[travelingstrawberry]

BRIDGERTON + ten duel commandments

Can we agree that duels are dumb and immature?

[butternaan]

[they-callme-ami]

REPRESENTATION MATTERS!!!

[stacey-thomas-deactivated201910]

‘I Take Issue’ project- wrote my first graphic novelette! Not something I’d normally say, but I’m super proud of this.

(please excuse the weird layout, it’s formatted for printing rather than internet)

[erebusodora-deactivated20190104]

I had to reblog this. Because it’s not only beautifully painted, its idea is something that needs to be shared, again and again, so that more people will take their bloody buckets off.

Thank you for making this.

[link-kokiri-hyrule-87]

This is Very powerfull

[arabwife]

I’ll get over it I just gotta be dramatic first

[jodiefoster]

i’m not sleepy in a cute way but in a chronic depression and insomnia way 

[fllmetalheart]

the series finale trailer: may we meet agai-

majority of the fandom: i sure hope the fuck not

[hamletthedane]

“There are other forces at work in this world besides the will of evil.”

[slotted-spoon]

Best go vote add I’ve seen, maybe ever

[sehyn]

my mom says she’s not a hugger. but when i put my arms around her on a gloomy day or after bad news she’s the last to let go. my dad says he doesn’t want gifts on his birthday, but i see the way his face light up when i get him a card with a nice message and a box full of chocolate anyway. he’s just a kid inside, still. it makes him giddy. my brother never says i love you. but when i tell him “i just need to finish the dishes before i vacuum!” he wordlessly goes to vacuum the entire house before i can, and if he sees me struggle with a wrapper or a jar or a bottle he mutters ‘c’mere’ and opens it for me without even sparing me a glance. the thing is, people love you quietly, and you love them quietly, and the air is buzzing with tiny but grand gestures & once you look for them, you find them everywhere. i think that’s really beautiful.