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he/him • 18 • yes i came from twitter *sigh*

[annabellelupin]

Oliver, genuinely concerned: Percy, sweetheart, I think it's time you took a break

Percy, who hasn't slept in three days, and is running on 12 cups of coffee, 4 energy drinks and a cookie: rest is for the fucking weak

[phantomghoulshaze]

Harry: offered seeker position on gryffindor team

*meanwhile in the afterlife*

Lily and Reg: jumping and screaming I KNEW THAT KID WAS A SEEKER

James: :/

Lily and Reg: WOOOOOOO, SUCK ON THAT FOUR EYES

James: :/

[whenwegotolder]

regulus: mother and father completely ruined my life, i can’t stand them

sirius: and yet you’re wearing the gucci pajamas mother bought you and you’re currently online shopping using fathers credit card

regulus: they gave me a horrible childhood, they can make up for it by buying me things *turns to james* would you like a giraffe? there’s currently one for sale on craigslist for $70,000 and i think that’s just enough to make mother go crazy

james: omg yes yes yes

sirius:

sirius: wait buy me one too

remus: absolutely not, you are not bringing a giraffe to the dorm

regulus: come on remus, let them have their giraffes. i’ll buy you a cat

remus: this is not the regulus i’m used to, usually you always agree with me

regulus: today i’m trying to erase my childhood trauma by buying things

remus:

remus: yeah get me the cat

i have made this 😭😭😭

[electryone-moon]

@carrythispictureforluck 🦒👀

[highhincalifornia]

sirius: guys would you still love me if i was a worm?

james: awww of course i'd still love you if you were a worm paddypoo <3

regulus: i don't even love you now

remus: no.

[highhincalifornia]

sirius finding out about regulus' death and all he can think of is how he failed to save his little brother three times. once when he ran away and didn't take reg with him, twice when reg got the mark, and thrice when reg died trying to do the right thing. it's all he can think of for months, it wrecks him emotionally and physically.

that's why, when james and lily got killed, he didn't care about getting caught anymore. he didn't care, because he failed to save both of his brothers, four times in total, so he knew he'd deserve whatever happened to him while going after peter.

[starreg-deactivated20240908]

Remus stayed with him all this time but sirius still didn't care and ran after Peter ready to kill one of his best friends without thinking about Remus but Remus gets it cause he loves sirius and knows everything about him, Regulus and Sirius love to James

[highhincalifornia]

sirius finding out about regulus' death and all he can think of is how he failed to save his little brother three times. once when he ran away and didn't take reg with him, twice when reg got the mark, and thrice when reg died trying to do the right thing. it's all he can think of for months, it wrecks him emotionally and physically.

that's why, when james and lily got killed, he didn't care about getting caught anymore. he didn't care, because he failed to save both of his brothers, four times in total, so he knew he'd deserve whatever happened to him while going after peter.

[larentslovechaos]

part of High In California in Cuyahoga Falls

[phantomghoulshaze]

Lily, appearing out of nowhere: Regulus, I am so sorry

Regulus: what?

Lily: James has a crush on you

Regulus, remembering all the public love declarations James did when he was crushing on Lily: oh fuck

Lily, mentally reliving each and every experience in her mind: I know.

[redadidassneakers]

Regulus: I hate you

James: I thought you loved me?

Regulus: I’m multitasking

[highhincalifornia]

"now my life is sweet like cinnamon"

[highhincalifornia]

YOU KNOW THE PARTY'S OVER WHEN YOU'RE STANDING IN AN EMPTY SPACE ALONE AND TIME CAN ALWAYS HEAL YOU IF YOU LET IT MAKE ITS WAY INTO YOUR BONES NOTHING'S EVER EASY TO BE HONEST I'M NOT EASY ON MYSELF THE SECOND THAT I SEE YOU THE SPACE BETWEEN US JUST COMES FLOODING BACK YOU SAID I'M HOLDING ON TO HEARTACHE

[highhincalifornia]

McGonagall definitely knew about Wolfstar and Jegulus before anyone else did

[whoopsiesnodaisies]

Sirius: It’s not gay if I want to date Remus, but as bros, right?

James: I am no expert but that sounds pretty gay.

Regulus: I’m an expert. That’s gay.

[daddiesdrarryy]

James: We’re having iced tea. You want some, honey?

Regulus: What did you say?

James: We’re having iced tea. You want some honey?

Regulus: …sure

[highhincalifornia]

he's so smooth bye

[ringaroundtherosier-deactivated]

Lily: Quick, James! Go beat up that guy!

James: Why? What'd he do?

Regulus: Nothing, we just thought it'd be hot

James:

Lily:

Regulus:

James, rolling up his sleeves: Yeah, alright

[starsandmoonys]

James: You're on thin ice.

Regulus: I'm on the floor.

James: It's a metaphor.

Regulus: It's a carpet.

[moonyspride]

james: did you just laugh at those children ?

regulus: yes

sirius: it’s because he’s cruel james! i don’t know what you see in him. how can you love someone who laughs at children ?

remus, who was also laughing: oh. well in that case… james, would you like to swap brothers? it seems we have to be in-tune with our partners humour

regulus: i for one, am not denying this request. remus love, get over here.

james & sirius, equally repulsed: erm NO???

sirius: moony!! that’s not what i meant. i was just trying to insult reggie… and james’ taste in men.

regulus, giggling: insulted your boyfriend too though.

sirius: oh i’m sure you find this comical

regulus: i do actually yeah

james: oh brother… here we go again