Irrelevant Ass Bitch

[tredlocity]

Saw a little girl wearing a shirt that says “future Bigfoot” and that rules so hard

[reactionfaces]

[the-timewatcher]

Stop photoshopping the sad eyes…

[reactionfaces]

[thebootydiaries]

You: Oh hot damn! This is my jam!

Me, An Intellectual: Oh hot reservoir! This is my jelly!

[opossummypossum]

“Opossums are ugly” Excuse you

[savannahkills]

This is possibly the best Parks and Recreation blooper

[nightkrowe]

I love how there’s absolutely zero background music. People are just dancing to nothing. I love extras.

[derpycats]

[mysmokersdome]

ptsd symptoms relieved by cannabis

World Class Cannabis Seeds

[just-shower-thoughts]

When two people kiss, they form an opened pipe of 22m (36ft) from anus to anus

[emmettmccartycullen]

#neverforget the time that Bella wore a full length khaki skirt to meet Edward’s family and he basically lost it because he thought she looked so sexy

[rosaliesgay]

the mormon really jumps out in this paragraph

[shiny-haunters-deactivated20181]

[bisexualalicecullen]

smeyer has a khaki fetish

[operationsc]

I think she mistook the Jake from State Farm thing

[captin-owl]

image how much better if everyone, adults, teens, younger kids, all got recess. like if everyone got 45 minutes to an hour to just play around outside, do fun things, be “childish” and things

[captin-owl]

like my post you cowards, imagine it!

[allbeesarelesbians]

a judge: the court will now take a recess

all the lawyers: [scramble to put on sneakers and get to the playground first]

[highoutofmyfuckingmind]

I am 14 weeks & 3 days pregnant and have never thought I would wish I had gotten an abortion now more than ever. I know it’s really fucked up but I don’t know if I’m mentally capable of handling this pregnancy ontop of my borderline personality disorder.

I freaked out on my mom because I broke a thing of $5 water and hurt my shin. And to make it worse it was in front of a guy in a car. And then I yelled at my mom in the car in front of him. I yelled at my mom!!! What the hell man. These mood swings are kicking my ass. I couldn’t breathe the 10 minute car ride, felt like I had a lump in my throat. And then when she dropped me off she tried talking to me and I couldn’t stop crying. I got inside and screamed and threw up. It was all so bad.

[zonecassette]

[kansasjustgotgayer]

NO.

[aizawants-a-nap]

YEAHHHHH

[taquito]

damn….squidwards nose…thick…

[deaddolin]

[turcafinweart]

[shouldnt]

I think I just peed my pants.

[unf0rgivingly]

For the love of god watch this until the end

[dope-ethiopian]

I saw my life flash before my eyes

[brucebocchi]

the cameraman:

[real-demons]