If youāre offended by āBaby Itās Cold Outsideā youāre going to have a tough go of it in life. And so are your kids.
First, you are completely ignoring the fact that the song is 74 years oldāwhen women were ladies and men were gentlemen.
Her āprotestā was typical of a way a lady would speak to a man instead of just downing some drinks and hopping into bed with him.
No one seems offended by those kinda lyrics when you hear them on the radio ALL YEAR LONG.
Men actually had to court women back in those days, a subtle dance that for both men and women no longer exists. Sad but true.
Secondly, āwhatās in this drink?ā does not imply that she was roofied, or at least it didnāt in 1944. You donāt need to be a historian to piece that together.
Sheās sarcastically blaming her indecision on her drink, which again, came with the times. Is that not obvious?
Should we stop watching The Wizard of Oz because when they fall asleep in the poppy fields that means Dorothy is on heroin?
Moreover, what are you worried is going to happen?? That people will hear this song, completely misinterpret the lyrics (as you obviously have) and then decide to go date rape someone?
Iād like to see the #metoo movement taken SERIOUSLY. Uproar over a holiday song, which CLEARLY was not about abuse, has the opposite effect.
If you were sexually abused, my heart goes out to you, but arenāt we surrounded my far more obvious and offensive material on a daily basis that should be drawing the attention? Is this really the right battle to fight?
Or maybe youāre worried about your children and what they will think when they hear it? Gee, maybe itās the perfect teachable moment to actually sit down and have a conversation with your child about how men and women USED to be. Most notably, NOT offended by everything fucking thing that crossed their path.
Yes, I agree, Rudolph gets bullied in the animated version of āRudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer.ā Aaaaaaand?? Wasnāt that the point of the whole fucking story!!??
Itās the ultimate story of redemption and turning the other cheek and doing what you gotta do in the face of adversity.
He was called a bunch of names by his peers but shook it off and guided Santaās sleigh anywayāin the fog no less!
Is there a better or more stoic way to flip a red nosed middle finger at some jealous reindeer?
What if Rudolph was just offended and cried and sulked off and went to his room and that was the end of the story? A really shitty story, thatās what.
Last but not least, have you seen violent video games or watched modern TV or listened to modern radio?
And youāre still worried about a 74 year old Christmas song? Have you lost your fucking mind!?
If after reading this youāre still offended by Rudolph and Dean Martin, good. BE OFFENDED.
But please donāt imply that the rest of us lack morals or values or good judgement, especially when it comes to parenting.
If you want to raise your kids to be hyper sensitive and offended at every little thing that they might not understand or agree with, have at it.
Me and my kids will be busy watching Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer and listening to āBaby Itās Cold Outsideā and waiting for Santa to come down the chimney.
ā¦.or does Santa encourage breaking and entering?