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evilwizard

hello evilwizard,

are you aware of the periodic table of magic

well this can’t be right… i don’t see seventy thousand tons of plutonium on there anywhere

stormwaterwitch

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neil-gaiman

Hi Neil, hope you and your family had a good Christmas/New Years. I was looking for some new patterns to try out the other day and came across this one. Thinking I might give it a shot :)

Go for it! The hat looks great. Not sure about the model, though.

chaiexp

catchymemes

radical-h03

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: public libraries are the only place where people are allowed to just exist in public anymore without spending money. Thank goodness they already exist and have for so long because they would be denounced as socialism if we tried to implement them now.

viking369

This is UK, but the only parts of this that don’t apply to the US are things that ought to.

kiarikitten

Hey remember that one movie on Disney called Max Keeble’s Big Move

ya know, the movie about the middle school kid who was moving so he fucked up the entire oppressive system for the rest of the student body before he left to make everyones lives better

where he had the icecream man and the corporate bully fight over their stuff and then dumped i don’t even know how many gallons of melted icecream on them

and had Lizzie McGuire’s dad in a cheese costume

and he unleashed a petting zoo on his dickwad douchenugget fucktruck of a principal

and for almost no reason had Lil Romeo in it and Reese from Malcolm In The Middle

and a bully who wrote the name of his victims on his shirt and was terrified of a giant green frog mascot

and he caused one of the best food fights I’d ever seen on film back in the day and did a backflip off a table during it (and idk if you’ve even been in a food fight but they’re literally started out like this basically and it was the most accurate depiction of mine, minus the backflipping and hitting teachers but they’re fucking great like 10/10 would recommend)

and yes thats right thats Josh Peck he was one of the two best friends and he never took a robe off so he was called Robe and they was tight

and then caused a major rebellion including the fucking marching band headed by Josh Peck and included his band geek other friend that was crushin hard on him

I think about this movie a lot

If you don’t understand why I fucking loved this movie I don’t know what to do with you. If you don’t love this movie I’m still not sure what to do with you. If you haven’t seen this movie I know even less what to do with you so go watch it.

This movie helped make middle school somewhat mostly bearable for me and not quite as much of a hellhole as it was for other people and I’m sorry if you didn’t have with you what this movie gave me

but yeah it was a great movie

graftandgrief

Eating while on shift is not permitted, staff are told. “If the system detects no keyboard stroke and mouse click, it will show you as idle for that particular duration, and it will be reported to your supervisor. So please avoid hampering your productivity.”

A training video about the webcam system, seen by the Guardian, says it “monitors and tracks real-time employee behaviour and detects any violations to pre-set business rules, and sends real-time alerts to managers to take corrective actions immediately”.

Capitalism is so exhausting

upsettingandunfortunateclasshate

Fuck this

lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers

This is insane.

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

Capitalism is so innovative /s

thestoryofaslut

Hi! Want to completely fuck the keyboard-tracking system in the ass? Want to do it in a way that they literally cannot do anything about without disabling primary Windows functions?

Step 1: Open Notepad.

Step 2: Copy the following text, line for line, omitting only the --- that caps either end of it. --- Dim objResult Set objShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") Do While True objResult = objShell.sendkeys("{NUMLOCK}{NUMLOCK}") Wscript.Sleep (6000) Loop --- Step 3: Save this as whatever.vbs, put it somewhere you can access easily, and double click it when you start your computer.

What does this do?

This runs a very basic script, and every six seconds, your computer will double-tap the NumLock key (i.e., turn it on, and then off) in a single instant. This counts as a key-press, occurs with a key that shouldn’t affect most things that you’re doing, occurs with no gap between them even if it could affect things you’re doing, and should prevent this kind of BS from engaging. As an aside, this will also prevent your computer from automatically locking itself, so take that into account if you need to manually lock your computer when going to lunch or whatever.

grucose

Damn, Tumblr back at it. Now we got coders coming in to save the day.

barin-mclegg

Tumblr’s collective hate for capitalism is astounding every time but damn if I don’t love it

simonalkenmayer

For all my call center readers.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

that time my mom got an entire free luxury refrigerator bc she harangued the repair service for 3 months about a major design flaw but they were in the middle of a class action lawsuit and didn’t want to leave a paper trail admitting they had no idea how to fix the damn thing

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

my point is, be the squeaky, screeching, hell-raising wheel. bc all the other wheels could be punctured or popping or driving people into a damn ditch, but a company is gonna do the absolutely bare minimum until you bully them into it.

this also go for things like education and government services. don’t be unkind to the people on the other end of the phone (they’re just underpaid workers trying to do their jobs), but don’t be afraid to be an absolute nuisance until an organization gives you the resources you need. Shame is for those weaker than you.

eli-is-bad-at-everything

“Shame is for those weaker than you.”

Gaud, it never ceases to amaze me how you consistently make such quote-worthy statements and it’s always on posts about, well, about your mom getting a free fridge by being a nuisance or about clowns or some shit. Especially since your blog is largely shitposts and weird shit.

It’s like you’re dumping a wheelbarrow of dirt, confetti, and fish skeletons on my driveway, and then in the middle there’s a gem wrapped in polka dot wrapping paper.

divorceddadrock

monsterfactoryfanfic

OP you’re my personal fucking hero

saintofnotbroken

prismatic-bell

This is what started getting me into MCR at the very, very late date of 2017. I heard the line “everybody wants to save the world but no one wants to die” at work totally out of context and went “holy shit, is this about the protests?”

Spoiler alert, it is not. It’s from 2010. And “Teenagers,” which might as well be the anthem of the Parkland kids, is from 2006.

These bands knew what was up and they were PISSED about it, and that’s why their stuff still rings so true.