The Story Of My Life

Sam here. Baby Adult, Chicken Enthusiast and Here for your Entertainment. Questions always welcome.

[lemonmancer]

I mean yeah he’s evil and all but what if I were his favourite

[navybrat817]

[speechlesstrend]

[mouchefska]

What If we kissed under the dinosaurs kissing statue

[libertineangel]

You would probably get hit by a car but such is the risk of love

[klaasje]

my kitty cat was wandering around going ‘mrrph?” so i was like “in here!” he goes “mrrph!” shoves open my bedroom door with his big round head and FLOPS on me. as in hard enough that he made a little “oof” noise when he did it. followed by a category five purring event. there’s good in this world mr frodo etc

[anexperimentallife]

[kairenn-n]

must a villain be redeemed? isn't it enough that they're bitter, evil, and most importantly, hot?

[rottingfacade]

due to budget cuts preschool will no longer teach about the color green

[sapropel]

Clifford the big red dog has the zoomies event 15 dead 162 injured

[kaijuno]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[suddenly-sara]

Trans girls give me life... Just seeing them discovering and ENJOYING femininity in such an unbridled way...

[feral-renaissance-cat]

[blithelybonny-deactivated202110]

Bisexuals in committed monogamous relationships have not chosen a “side,” they have chosen a person.

Thank you and have a blessed day.

[greelin]

no you don’t understand. i met a cat named keyboard AND a cat named mouse tonight. they are siblings. and named keyboard and mouse. if you even care

[illbeartheburdenofyourhatred]

men kiss eachother

[illbeartheburdenofyourhatred]

i saw it on google inages

[ninjakittenarmy]

I thought this was a command.

[illbeartheburdenofyourhatred]

men! kiss each other.

[lesbianshepard]

phrasing of this is taking me out

[voregeoisie]

[depsidase]

[theladytrickster]

Adam Frankenstein's debut novel about an unhinged goth queen who fucks in graveyards and keeps her love's calcified heart

[pedro-reed]

Chris Evans as Steve Rogers AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR (2018), directed by Anthony Russo & Joe Russo

[wyldstallyn]

this post is for broccoli fans ONLY 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦 broccoli i love you

[hanitje]

“It’s a handbag.”

[staroftara]