bizarre thoughts and musings of a weirdo

[hissenkitten]

Ah yes. That moment as a writer when fate grants you a perfect idea. A genius flawless plot point that makes your brain light up like a Christmas tree.

[hissenkitten]

My extremities are swollen, so I'm laying on my back with all four limbs in the air.

[chewing-on-lead]

[theconcealedweapon]

"But what if Donald Trump came out as a transgender woman? That would create a paradox for you leftists, because you wouldn't be able to criticize him anymore."

Actually, I know exactly how I'd respond to Donald Trump coming out as a transgender woman.

Instead of wanting to piss on his grave, I'd want to piss on her grave. It's really not that complicated.

[hissenkitten]

Wouldn't it be absolutely outstanding if it happened on Juneteenth?

[assignedmale]

[hissenkitten]

I don't understand why so many people want tall dudes. I look up. All I see is nostrils.

[hissenkitten]

I hate summer. I hate everything about summer. Summer sucks. There's nothing good about summer. Summer is the worst season. Summer is bad on purpose. Summer hates everyone and wants to watch us suffer.

[emolgana]

incredible stuff happening out there

[pukicho]

There's gotta be someone more qualified. I'm fucking begging you.

[thefoxboy]

@evilwizard

[evilwizard]

don’t involve me in this…

[kilgarraghforever]

@theshitpostcalligrapher ?

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[dragon-in-spirit]

@teaboot ?

[teaboot]

☹️

[littedemon]

@derinthescarletpescatarian ?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Ask the cookie clicker guy

[mugknife]

For block list maybe

Uh @thebibliosphere is a best selling author think that counts?

[thebibliosphere]

Over my undead body.

[haydenthewitch]

"the gang's all here" ass post except none of you want to be here XD

[the-haiku-bot]

“the gang’s all here” ass

post except none of you want

to be here XD

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[helpmepleaseicantfindaname]

@itsapmseymour save us

?

[itsapmseymour]

Save you?

On tumblr dot com?

[hissenkitten]

Not my ocean, not my sharks

[chungledown-bimothy]

reblog to tell a 14 year old that these are the very, very hard years and they're not wrong to feel the way they do.

[nojglisrenaissance]

I had a fifteen minute long crying session yesternight over the fact that all I was 10 years ago, at the ripe old age of 14, is lost and lonely, and now, at 24, I am neither and that filled me with so much gratitude

[cecil-speaks]

reblog to tell a teenager that these aren’t actually the best years of your life and that things can and will get better when you have independance and maybe are away from your situation right now.

Its me reblog to tell me that

[sevastiel]

Same thing with young adults. It can still get better. Your thirties aren’t when you’re getting old, that’s 70s-80s and we all know old people can be cool as hell anyway.

It might take time. More than has already passed, but it will get better.

It gets better. It does, right? Yeah. Yeah it gets better.

[the-haiku-bot]

It might take time. More

than has already passed, but

it will get better.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[formerlyluckymanticore]

Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.

[hissenkitten]

Part of me is saying "I have to know how it ends" the rest of me is saying "there's 200 chapters left and it's 1am. Go to bed dumbass"

[hissenkitten]

Well, enough time has passed since the fad started, I think I can finally state my opinion as an old person.

A Labubu is nothing more than an ugly Monchichi.

[hissenkitten]

what should I name the main town in my novel

Parkerville

Williamston

Birch Hill

The Path The Tortoise Took

Steve

Voting ended onOct 31, 2025

[hissenkitten]

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[hissenkitten]

Given the current political climate, I hereby invoke my great grandmother's ethnicity and will henceforth identify as Latina.

[hissenkitten]

The ad started " as a business savvy pro" but my brain decided what they meant was "as a busy savage crow" and now I'm developing a Corvid Shifter OC who will read you to absolute filth at the slightest provocation