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Gay and tired. Somehow I am amassing a lesbian hoard and harem. I sometimes write check out Historychik96 on ao3!

[midnight-sunnydale]

Bella x Edward text posts part 2

[tokkibean]

i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did

[harpyharpyharpy]

You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette

[ozempicofficial]

[gaynehollander]

Shane and Ilya have lube hidden all over the house and you best believe their friends have unofficial group therapy over group chats about it.

[cherriesofall]

my two moods: “i should eat something” and “i shouldn’t have eaten that much”

[izzyapricot]

i feel so irritated when i find out an evil girl has the same music taste as me like EW WE ARE NOT THE SAME

[riacain]

the twilight saga is not cringe u unwhimsical bitch ur just boring

[lymphonodge]

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

[snootgaze-deactivated20170620]

is he okay

[lymphonodge]

hes alright but he died

[soupmoth6]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[lavenderprose]

Ilya Rozanov can you hear me through the portal. Do you know about the Stanley Pup Ilya Rozanov. 32 puppies representing every team in the NHL. Ilya are you there.

[a-pigeons-soliloquy]

There were actually Hollanov puppies this year on the kiss cam!!! Shane Howlander and Ilya Ruffanov :')

Like tell me Ilya isn't adopting these guys the moment he sees them

(the full video from u/Voice_of_Season on the heated rivalry subreddit is amazing, highly recommend!)

[coto524]

as a welsh person i want you all to accept that W is a vowel because honestly it makes pronouncing acronyms so much easier. wlw becomes ‘ooloo’, wjec becomes ‘oojeck’, love yourselves and stop giving us shit when we tell you welsh has 7 vowels. english actually has 15 vowel sounds but because y’all only use 5 letters you have to rely on a spelling system devised by satan

[saethwr-blog]

and please, enough with the “keyboard smashing” jokes. not original, not funny.

[coto524]

“ #okay but can any of y'all even pronounce your own town names tho? #bye”

yeah, we can actually because the spelling is phonetic. meanwhile english folks have placenames like bicester or keighley or beaulieu, which you have to learn the pronunciation for individually because the rules are so inconsistent. i mean people can’t even agree how to pronounce marylebone but sure welsh place names are the weird ones

[coto524]

“#But are you aware your language literally looks like a potato rolled across a keyboard”

fun fact: for decades children were beaten for speaking welsh in school, even in areas where english was barely spoken, because the government decided in 1847 that the language made people lazy and immoral

fun fact: welsh orthography is actually easy to read if you take your head out of your arse for one minute and learn our alphabet - just like french, or spanish, or korean, because surprise! languages use different spelling systems that are not based on english. novel, i know - and in the 18th century, travelling schools were able to teach people to read and write welsh in a matter of months, so that wales enjoyed a literate majority, a rare thing in europe at the time

fun fact: the english have been taking the piss out of welsh for years, just like they’ve been doing for irish, and scots gaelic, and cornish, and british sign language, and a hundred and one other languages, because evidently the fact that the whole world isn’t anglophone and monocultured and Still Part Of The Empire is a problem, and something that needs to be corrected

[sithofren-blog]

(quietly cheers in support of the Welsh, and your language sounds beautiful, too)

[megustamemes]

Sofa sitting positions

[rights-for-redshirts]

I found it

[mygfturnedintothelawofcycle]

This has to be like an ancient relic or something

[kit-williams]

Which funny blog is the one that you flag for historical tumblr posts

[lilacstarshine6]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[tturningbacks]

this pride month we will make a real attempt to actually understand aroace people and resist the temptation to tell them "aroace people can still date and have sex"

[aflo]

A standard porno with the bad acting and music and whatnot but partway through the action the camera pans to a millipede and hunting spider locked in a duel for survival, the sounds of sex fade out and the scene in the background blurs, epic battle music starts to play

[lilmpha]

Happy pride!

Let me know in my inbox if there are any other flags you would like to see me draw :]

[victusinveritas]

[nether-demon-warthog]

@entities-of-posts if you haven’t done this one yet, the desolation

[entities-of-posts]

Seconded

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[liberaljane]

[the-irreverend]

And stay safe everyone!