The Good, Bad, and the Random.

~ 29 ~ Desi ~ Cis Male ~ Gryffindor ~Whatever

[hitechgodhead]

It's my 13 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[nymeria]

feel like maybe a little bit of the problem besides lack of community is not knowing how to navigate expansively fucked up social media; like, remember when you only saw stuff from people you actually followed? anyways, I vote we come back to blogs and chats and emails. or, ideally, we need to rely less on digital forms. we can't allow ourselves to be entirely swallowed by that bullshit.

[hitechgodhead]

I died, but I got better. Thanks.

[hitechgodhead]

~spoiler alert~

First Hug vs Last Hug

[swimming-in-shattered-stars]

[ampervadasz]

[letmehithat]

Cold wit it

[thewickedwilds]

Oh neat, an airbender

[wonderswoman]

Gal Gadot kisses Kate Mckinnon on SNL

[mkinnon]

you can see the exact moment kate remembers she’s meant to be acting

[h-azzy]

SHE FUCKING KISSED BACK IN THE THIRD ONE

MY VAGINA JUST FELL OFF

[gayforshoulder]

oh she definitely kissed back the whole time but the third gif is when gal slipped her tongue in her mouth and i had a heart attack

[lesbians-love-samwilson]

But listen this is a face of a woman who felt everything and had spiritual revelation

[gayforshoulder]

accurate

[inactive10292]

My phone is crashing from all the gay

[katemckinnonisbae]

I’ve reblogged this so many times and i have no regrets

[relelvance]

Therapist: I see sadness in your eyes

Me: that my sharingan

[royal-mortician]

opposite of depression nap. depression awakeness. refreshing the same three websites over and over. there’s nothing new on any of them. eight seconds have passed and it feels like a century

[girltoy3-deactivated20200810]

[holepsi]

#GiveWillAGodDamnBreak

Update: Now available as a print on Society6 and Redbubble!

[dailymarvelheroes]

get you a man who can do both

[nitramaraho]

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

[crystalitesummerstar]

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

[buzzfeed]

We interviewed her, obviously.

[buzzfeed]

update:

[peopledontalwayssuck]

This whole thing is magic.

[77lllll]

[theyarenotaboy]

Put this in the MOMA

[witchdaggers]

a year later this is still the funniest video on the internet and i can’t even adequately explain why

[lewisaur-deactivated20210222]

wow

[onion-souls]

It’s a perfect blend of several major kinds of comedy: confessional, relatable observation comedy (who hasn’t had someone make an incorrect presumption based on your appearance?), absurdist prop comedy, and character comedy revolving around her looks, voice, and mannerisms. And reclining (almost) out of frame is the perfect button on the skit. It’s comedy genius.

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

[leah-the-fbi-agent]

yeah i’m part of the FBI

F: Funny

B: Bisexual

I: Introverts

[softwaring]

[gabriel-picolo]

Cartoon Network/Nicktoons redesigns I did last year