It's time to reclaim your stolen century.

♉/Pansexual/Genderfluid relax. youre okay.

[hitreg]

oh hey wow this blog still exists! and we forgot how many people followed us. was snooping around and looking at old posts when we realized we should probably give an update for people who mightve cared?

as an update for the past,,,uh, three years that weve abandoned this blog, we found out that not only were we trans, were also plural! been on HRT three months, going by the name Soleil, generally working on…a lot of ourself! if youre interested in keeping up on us for whatever reason, well be moving over to a new (read: old but havent done anything with it) blog. ofc this will stay up, we have a lot of old memories here, but we figured we should mention for the troopers still sticking around here :y

[hitreg]

reblogging for people who werent awake at hell hours

[hitreg]

oh hey wow this blog still exists! and we forgot how many people followed us. was snooping around and looking at old posts when we realized we should probably give an update for people who mightve cared?

as an update for the past,,,uh, three years that weve abandoned this blog, we found out that not only were we trans, were also plural! been on HRT three months, going by the name Soleil, generally working on...a lot of ourself! if youre interested in keeping up on us for whatever reason, well be moving over to a new (read: old but havent done anything with it) blog. ofc this will stay up, we have a lot of old memories here, but we figured we should mention for the troopers still sticking around here :y

[lassoway]

‪that shot in into the spider-verse where miles jumps off the building, taking “a leap of faith” and then we watch from a flipped point of view . cinematic excellence ‬

[lassoway]

my favorite renaissance painting

[fmoved543789345]

this is it, chief

[theoldness]

bitch…omg

[spock-ho-deactivated20170609]

omfg

[elpiso]

slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™

[tiqerboy-archive-blog]

this is a carwash for people

[8bitnatsuki-deactivated20200525]

I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room

[hollisofficial]

[ocfos]

You fucker

[westcountryadventure]

I can’t see him but I just feel his energy

[the-dwemereths-numidium]

I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass

[finding-luciano]

[readableporn]

This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.

[takesone2rogueone]

If you need any induction to just how lost my tablet pen is, I found my circa 2012 ipod touch

[takesone2rogueone]

Found the charger too

[takesone2rogueone]

And now we wait

[takesone2rogueone]

Oh honey

[takesone2rogueone]

HOLY FUCK

GUYS LOOK

HOLY FUCK

[thagrinbery-deactivated20181224]

when history speaks from the realm of lost items

[helditem-moved-xd-deactivated20]

does anyone have the “my wife is home” r/ambien post

[abnormalize-remadeeeeelol-deact]

[a-really-bad-decision]

[retrogamingblog]

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

i think a lot about how the conductor of the polar express just blasted the shit out of that kid for not knowing where the damn train was going

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

“you comin?”

“where?”

W̪H̵͙̳Y ̛̤̣̣̮̱͉T̬̰͚O̺ ̭̜ͅͅT̪̰̰̼͓̰̪̕H̭E ͚̱͎͙͘N̴̮̭̣O̢RͅT̝͢H̢͉ ̢̟P͕͇̭ỌLͅE̶͕̰,̲͙͚̞̣̰ ̳͍̼̕O̗̖̤F̷͇̦͚ͅ ̱̻C͈̗̲̠O͈͕U̕R͖̹̖̼͈̳̲S̳͚͝É̙͔̺̤͈

[pankhearst]

to be fair, the words “THE POLAR EXPRESS” are emblazoned prominently on the side of each and every car. it’s also christmas eve, and an entire railroad has magically appeared in the middle of a residential street. i feel like it shouldn’t take a genius to figure it out.

[glamnet]

i feel like temmie’s contribution to undertale and deltarune isn’t half as appreciated as it should be. its more toby and temmie’s joint project, her art and designs breath life into the whole shebang and it wouldn’t be Anything without her

[mmmskulljuice]

i thought you were just talking about temmie the monster at first but you’re right in either case

[bunnie-blogging]

it was an honor being horny with you all

[daxratchet-deactivated20190425]

happy sunday

[catchymemes]

[bunjywunjy]

now THIS is how you photograph a mirror. unapologetically.

[zsnes]

mr incredible the american bastard

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

remember when Gravity Falls swept in, told its story in exactly how long it needed to tell it, and then ended in triumph and people still talk about it? I think abt that a lot

[skeletortilla]

[grapiibear-dead-deactivated2018]

fingers in his ass sunday

[zootycoon-archive]

you know what day it is

[zootycoon-archive]

addicted to fingers in his ass sunday

[weeniebagel]

see you on the other side, you true heroes

[coelasquid]

This whole “trust Tumblr blindly” thing is eventually going to kill someone, as I became pointedly aware of on one occasion I was making fun of how poorly a particular bleach-based drain declogger was working on my sink and got a chorus of really dangerously misinformed people telling me to pour vinegar in after it because all cute little cool kid diy home care blogs they’re following talk about vinegar like it it’s the big secret the cleaning companies don’t want you to know.

And I cringed knowing that someday, some Well Actually expert who read a blog article once is going to give that advice to someone who unfortunately didn’t take high school chemistry and isn’t aware that MIXING VINEGAR AND BLEACH MAKES CHLORINE GAS.

[death-limes]

holy fucking jesus tits reblog to save a life

[solarpunkarchivist-deactivated2]

OK I actually got a full on A* for GCSE Chemistry and if I ever knew this I’ve forgotten it. Seriously reblog this.

[xavea]

Also don’t use bleach to clean up if your cat pees outside the littlerbox (or urine in general for that matter, species doesn’t really matter here I think). I did that in a small space and it took me a bit of coughing and wheezing and wanting to tear my eyes out before I went, “wait, fuck, I just gassed myself”.

Be aware of the chemicals you are using even if they are natural cleaners.

[lovesexandhumor]

16 Common Product Combinations You Should Never Mix

[skarchomp]

i feel like none of us really talk enough about the fact that the evolution to porygon is literally actually honest to god named “porygon2″ porygon the movie 2000

[skarchomp]

pokemon scientists revealing their newest discovery in the porygon evolutionary line