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Remember: dying is cishet, to be truly gay you must stay alive
thank you
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my nephew, who is like 11 or 12, is playing “5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel”, which is exactly what it says on the tin, and I have never been more terrified of the youth of today
here’s a sample picture from the Steam page:
what the hell is this
Wow I’ve never wanted a game more
Oh
Yes
This was definitely worth my 15 bucks
I’m already in love
ahhh “lying”…. one of the oldest tricks in the book. aside from “bashing someone over the head with a rock”
This is the way you’re supposed to do pranks!
I try SO hard not to make faces when I hear someone around me say wild shit but I just can’t stop myself
Choose your fighter
a meme ive had in my drafts for long while now.
i have the music taste of a 55 year old man and this is currently it's main use & all the results are vaguely harsh i'm sorry in advance - yes "dad rock" is very subjective this is not in anyway exhaustive so i'm sorry in advance if i missed something you were hoping for
howdy howdy here ya go if you wanna know what dad rock song u are
Thanks op!
tropes that should continue:
-butler being a bad ass motherfucker
-someone with a dark past is now a doting husband and father
-the clumsy fool being unkillable/immortal seemingly through luck
-a literal god, just being a dude
-the evil guy, is evil, but still has morals
-old witch lady
-vague gremlin is the best person of the bunch
-even satan loves his kids
I have discovered a new use for the tumblr font colours and that is clown faces
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english isnt my first language btw so when u read my posts in ur head I want u to mispronounce at least one word in it and add a really heavy accent
Omg look at their little tails 😭
They’re such good babies
i am a serene and lovely person. yes absolutely everything bothers me & i go through life in a state of constant aggravation and annoyance & have to physically restrain myself from breaking down in tears over how utterly irritated i am sometimes. but i am serene and lovely nonetheless
I’m going to say this once
If you are gonna make a post hating on Adam, use the censored version of his name to tag it, and leave the uncensored for the people who actually like him
Some people are tired of seeing the hate in his main tag, like it just clogs it so much that it’s hard for fans to enjoy this fandom
We already despise what a part of this fandom did to him and in consequence to the other characters, transforming them into something they aren’t just to project their hate, so just please for this once, be a decent person and keep it out of the uncensored tag, even if it’s just little or implied
And another thing, if you like Adam, don’t listen to what others have to say, you are not a bad person or whatever word that people scream at you, so don’t be afraid, we may be a few people that actually like him or find him interesting or even watch the series just for him, but if you see this, know that you are not alone
I never even considered this. And while I far from hate Adam I have made posts being critical of him in the past and will keep that in mind (even if I kinda stray from that now since I find myself liking Adam a lot more lately lol).
Honestly people are really bad at tagging shit on Tumblr though to the point where it is super frustrating.
Hint hint nudge nudge- if your post doesn’t include a character or a ship wtf are you tagging that character or ship? Like we get it- if you add matchablossom to your tags it will get more traction because there are less people following that tag then just the general sk8 ones but please tag your posts properly.
theres a twitter post thats like "do you guys have any music you listen to where you just...dont know anything about the band members??" as if thats strange and abnormal
Reki: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Langa: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Reki: Absolutely not.
nickelodeon: zim cant hit people with his fist his hand has to be open. no punching. the children.
nickelodeon: dark harvest is allowed
If you were wondering: the thing that the studio doesn’t want depicted are unsafe activities a young child whose impulse control hasn’t grown in yet watching the show could feasibility imitate- not wearing a seatbelt, jumping off the garage roof with a pair of cardboard wings, throwing a proper punch at a peer etc. Because kids do imitate what they see around them as part of learning, so you don’t want to teach them something that could hurt someone or themselves until a bit more brain grows in.
Unsafe activities that are not within the scope of an elementary school student are fine- where’s a six year old going to get a missle launcher?
That genuinely answers a lot of questions I had about why kid-friendly media is as wonky as it is, and I love it.
A mother protecting her children
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