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had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"

gondwana

the critics are raving

cruiserweight

SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL TRANSGENDERS

frankdelflno

Surnames are just as important as given names. So, I compiled a list of the websites I use to find my surnames.

English Surnames

Dutch Surnames

Spanish Surnames

Scottish Surnames

German Surnames

Italian Surnames

Irish Surnames

French Surnames

Scandinavian Surnames

Welsh Surnames

Jewish Surnames

Surnames By Ethnicity

Most Common Surnames in the USA

Most Common Surnames in Great Britan

Most Common Surnames in Asia

bee-earthly

old-manrupee

For whoever needs these.

dragons-arrow

I NEED THE ITALIAN LAST NAMES SO BAD

ebvoice-deactivated20150727

We are like fireworks…: Surnames Master Post.

chronophobica

Chinese surnames

Indian surnames

Indonesian surnames

Pakistani surnames

Bengali surnames

Japanese surnames

Filipino surnames

Korean surnames

Syrian surnames

Mongolian naming and clan names

Thai surnames

Asia is not a single country.

weeping-wandrian

why the fuck does english have a word for

but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

zeplerfer

Because you’re not looking hard enough! ;)

Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow

Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday

Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.

wantcookie

english has some of the best examples of stupidly specific words, tbh

Rhotacism (n): excessive use of the letter “R”

Lingible (adj): meant to be licked

Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked

Yerd (v): to beat with an object with a stick

Roddikin (n): the fourth stomach of a cow or a deer

Balbriggan (n): a type of fine cotton, most often used in underwear

and my personal favorite

Cornobble (v): to slap or beat another person with a fish

somewhatgreatexpectations

This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.

carefulpyromancer

h4lcyonism

i once believed love would be burning red

but it’s golden

like daylight

nyctosaurid

my favorite era in history is the one where people discovered you could make cartoons out of typography and newspapers would run articles that were just like “today dennis the intern figured out how to draw a dog with the typewriter so here it is”

nyctosaurid

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lady-byleth

time is a flat circle

thenatsdorf

Best of 2020 ekekekekek’s (via)

aliza---e

Ruby: Welcome to Applebee's, do you want apple or bees?

Adam, confused: Bees?

Ruby: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!

Weiss: Coming up!

Weiss: *Throws Yang and Blake*

Yang and Blake:

#ASDHSJSJAHAG #rwby #bumbleby #best use of this quote

cundtcake

geekyfeminist-love

This is an example of two things.

1) amazing focus

2) some sort of post-modern, absurdist geopolitical commentary

thenatsdorf

Cockatoo socializing with veterinary staff.

figuringoutlifenstuffs

How I socialize

vet-and-wild

In case you were wondering, this is exactly what working at an exotics clinic is like. We had two cockatoos boarding a while back and half the staff was crammed into this tiny room trying to figure out what song one of them was trying to sing so we could play it for him. Both birds were delighted. And yes, we did find the song, and yes, he was very happy when we played it.

#those are my dance skills right there