who knows anymore lmao

Hannah ¤ 21 ¤ completely done with everything tbh

[unbotheredmuse]

[hazystars]

you forgot the best part tho

(via @butchmuppet)

[chilewithcarnage]

no lie, the second half of this post really helped me put a different perspective on my life and greatly the decreased the anxiety i have about my life to come

[bcnnibeau-deactivated20200330]

we really devolved as a society when we stopped using fully painted pictures on romance novels and started using cheap photoshop instead 

[bcnnibeau-deactivated20200330]

case in point

this is a Hell of a downgrade 

[garbage-empress]

worst crime capitalism ever committed was eliminating Horny Oil Painter as a viable career option.

[tiktoks-lost-n-found]

[phillystrega]

I respect a doctor who has likely had to answer a lot of stupid questions about transition surgery and has just reached the end of his rope.

[404-unfoundbymystudents]

Reasons to get bottom surgery - dick that can defeat terrorist groups

[evilkitten3]

oh, you’re transphobic? so you want the terrorists to win?

[leah-cultice]

Mica Arganaraz by Mikael Jansson for Vogue Paris August 2021

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[m-dreamer-is-trans-inclusive]

Holy shit dude.

[weirdness-is-good]

[climbdraws]

inhale, exhale

[ruinedchildhood]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[thewordywarlock]

if i had a nickel for every time rebecca sugar’s ratatouille porn became relevant, i’d have like 5 nickels at this point

[pixelwishess]

REBECCA SUGAR’S WHAT?

[bestof-tiktok]

[babyanimalgifs]

When you try to Google Tony Hawk but accidentally type in Tiny Hawk

(Source)

[sarapsys]

[dogsuffrage]

Tony the Tiny Hawk?!

[lesbianshepard]

i love how loki spends all previous movies going “i deserve to rule. i would be the perfect king.” 

and then once he actually becomes king he goes “hmm my first royal decree will be a giant statue of myself looking heroic.” and proceeds to spend his time watching matt damon on stage and sipping wine. you didn’t need to become a king to do that, you useless twink. 

[swan2swan]

I check my pockets as I lock the door behind me.

“I got my keys. My wallet. My phone. My bags. Is that everything?”

I stop. I look up with horror.

[swan2swan]

#happy one year anniversary to this post

happy what

[neat-deadandlive-things]

Well my week has been exciting so far.

[neat-deadandlive-things]

I had some other work to do this morning (Figuring out some algae stuff involving 1000 L mesocosm up a mountain) so mystery species has been sitting alone in the lab all morning…..

[neat-deadandlive-things]

Made it up to the lab today to find this. It’s probably from the fridge defrosting and not the creepy “algae”.

[neat-deadandlive-things]

June 13th Update.

According to a few colleagues it’s either a plant, an algae, or a fungi. So that’s been helpful.

After a day with some sunlight I think I might be seeing some chloroplasts.

It seems to like the nutrient solution I added yesterday though!

[lynati]

I for one welcome our new plant, algae, or fungi overlords.

I was about to say “in a sensible lab people wouldn’t waste time with this, they’d autoclave the bottles and move on” but on reflection I can’t think of a single bio lab I’ve been in that wouldn’t immediately go “ooh, mystery algae, that sounds like a fun challenge; let’s devote multiple hours to identifying it for no reason”.

[kit6]

I need updates tell me about the algae

[neat-deadandlive-things]

The mystery algae/plant/fungi/alien is stuck in the university growth chamber. With everything going on I probably won’t get to check in on it until September, possibly not until 2021.

[howieduet]

So by that time it will have developed what, writing?

[neat-deadandlive-things]

God I hope so, then I can train it to write my thesis!

[alexaloraetheris]

This entire post is the most on-brand biologist thing I have seen in my entire godforsaken life. The moment this pandemic is over these guys have another crisis ready for us.

[lucky-182]

Can we get an update cause this is crazy

[neat-deadandlive-things]

Update: Due to the global pandemic, the algae has been left alone in a weird hidden growth chamber for a year and will likely stay there for another year. Enjoy that information!

[neat-deadandlive-things]

Friday, August 13th, 2021: Yesterday I visited the algae. Today I am going to bring a preserved sample home.

I’m going to be in the field for the next 2 or 3 weeks but soon after that I hope to once again try to ID it.

Any botanists/mycologists who want to help out? I’m afraid if it’s not algae my ID skills are very rusty.

Here it is, in all it’s glory, after 2 years in isolation.

[dameednaeverage]

“team of people and there’s one girl” is literally the worst trope and I’m Tired of it

[tumblunni]

its so weird because its always like “we need one of each personality trope” and then “this one’s personality is girl”

[artange-l]

[howelljenkins]

when i was in fourth grade i was in the gifted program and they let us go to the library more often which meant we had more chances to take the accelerated reader tests and get points and whoever reached a certain threshold got to go to chuck e. cheese so i‘d go around asking ppl i knew had a hard time reading what their logins were and sneak in to take tests for them so they could go to chuck e. cheese too. i got caught and they didn’t let me go to chuck e. cheese but it was worth it fuck you

[howelljenkins]

that’s why we all need to LIE and CHEAT

[chuck-e-cheese-official]

We love your heroics! We’re gonna deal with whoever caught you.

[howelljenkins]

CHUCK E CHEESE OFFICIAL??