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frodo-sam

THE LORD OF THE RINGS: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) dir. Peter Jackson.

thorinsmajesticbraids

“Anyway, you need people of inteligence on this sort of… mission …quest…thing”

“Well, that rules you out, Pip”

grimdarkcake-blog

20 kisses challenge 01 - a romantic kiss.

Well, it’s romantic by Dwarven standards. Bilbo’s idea of romance involves more flowers and cuddles and less slain enemies and ‘yourealiveyourealiveyourealive’ running through his head…

galaxycl0wn

Human and hobbit art only please

connieboldheart

I love making these - let me know in comments/reblogs where you'd sit! :)

eqqtt

The respectable Baggins family…uggh mud on the carpet….. Well, the loving Baggins family!

marimorzh

drawing from classes

ТГК: @marimorzhhh (marimorzh)

I sketched this in pencil while I was in my criminal law class, and I colored it with my finger in a drawing app. It wasn't the most comfortable experience, as I'm used to my graphics tablet, but it turned out cute. 🦇🦇🦇

femmefaramir

older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:

éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.

therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:

hobbit-hole

there’s a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats it’s the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping

delicatelytoobear

the artist for this particular piece is Frank Frazetta and to be fair to him this is how he drew the orcs armor

so the rohirrim comment is probably not that far off

adhd-trash-mammal

That’s a man who just straight up had a problem with the concept of wearing pants into battle, and I respect that

cumaeansibyl

male or female

hero or villain

sea or land

even in the snow

I guarantee you Frazetta’s Rohirrim were 100% pants-free

missmollyetc

Good Old Frank. That man loved bodies and hated clothes so much

thebyrchentwigges

trist-pkmngal

Frank Frazetta was the reason He-Man was designed like that; the producers conduct a study to see what art appeal the most to children, and Frank’s work came out on top in popularity. So everyone in He-Man is dressed the way they are directly because of Frazetta.

snugglebunchesofeyes

That man gave us the gift of warrior thighs and tits for everyone.

olderthannetfic

Ah, it has been too long since I have seen the no pants post on my dash. And yes, this is a rare case where it wasn’t some sexist nonsense but an egalitarian No Pants Agenda.

olderthannetfic

It’s time for my regular reblog of Gondor Needs No Pants

asteroidtroglodyte

Frank Frazetta - Wikipedia

“I am definitely an ass man. It blows my mind. Talk about simple shapes. Two very simplistic curves. It’s so dumb, but they are fascinating as hell. It’s more than that. It’s the way the rest of the anatomy ties into that area — incredible beauty”

- Frank “godfather of fantasy art” Frazetta

ministarfruit

I looove when legolas is depicted with catlike tendencies

raithwithwings57

We do NOT have enough fics talking about how Ori speaks and writes elvish. Girl he wrote the account of the last days of the dwarves who were in Moria in ELVISH. And Gimli said he recognized Ori's handwriting and that he preferred to write in elvish when he was going fast because it was easier.

Are we going to collectively ignore that?

inthiskingdomwewillendure

King Theoden takes his sword Herugrim 4k

hs-tolkien

“You are back.”

Helm’s Deep — Aragorn’s return

Gimli’s joy and Legolas’s silent relief.

luis1706

BA-BA-BALINNNNN

420technoblazeit

the thing about the hobbit movies is that even with all the extra bullshit they added to have it stretch across three movies, richard armitage is giving a legitimately heartbreaking performance as a noble king trying to reclaim his home and eventually falling to greed and madness. like he's killing it. he's carrying those movies so hard i dont even remember giving a shit about thorin in the book but i was fully crying when he died in the movies. he put his whole thorussy into that performance if we're being real

mrkida-art

The young King Thrór with a Thrush friend based on "A Beauty Holding a Bird" by Louis-Emile-Pinel de Grandchamp because he's the bird-guy dwarf of the legendarium. Here's some of my favourite snippets from the legendarium relating to this. "Drat the bird!" said Bilbo crossly. "I believe he is listening, and I don't like the look of him." "Leave him alone!" said Thorin. "The thrushes are good and friendly -- this is a very old bird indeed, and is maybe the last left of the ancient breed that used to live about here, tame to the hands of my father and grandfather. They were a long-lived and magical race, and this might even be one of those that were alive then, a couple of hundreds years or more ago. The Men of Dale used to have the trick of understanding their language, and used them for messengers to fly to the Men of the Lake and elsewhere." - From The Hobbit, Chapter 12; "Inside Information".

"Then Thrór, Dáin's son, the-great-great grandson of Thráin, returned to Erebor and became King-under-the-Mountain, and prospered exceedingly, having the friendship of all that dwelt near, whether Elves, or Men, or the birds and beasts of the land. " - The Peoples of Middle-Earth, "The Making of Appendix A" Made for the Thrór March event hosted by @obscuredurins!