There's A Million Things I Haven't Done

I'm a bi-ace Hufflepuff with a love for stories, and I adopt far too many fictional characters for my own good. Formerly demons-in-the-impala.

[brittany-snow]

[flowersphil]

tonight’s mood is the deep desire to be held close in a dimly lit room, covered in blankets while rain is softly falling outside

[i-am-a-fish]

!!!!!!!his name is Gourdon!!

[moniquill]

[jpechacek]

Nobody called me but I showed up anyway.

[we-are-guildmaster]

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

[probsjosh]

What the hell even is the this post

[goys2men]

It’s the sins of humanity crying out to be known

[vbartilucci]

The five boxing wizards jump quickly

[copperbadge]

Why zip along quick fam, just relax and vibe.

[housmania]

I consider myself to be a real 90s kid. a real 1890s kid. seduce me with your knowledge of oscar wilde

[adieumotier]

1790s kid here, let’s refuse to pay tax on whiskey and other alcohols.

[aitanaxbonmati]

“no brie.”

[flawlessbeautyqueens]

Tessa Thompson — Rodarte FW18

[pr1nceshawn]

Giveaways that someone is American, as told by non-Americans.

[alliluyevas]

when you enjoy a period drama first and then start getting into the history that it’s about

when you were into the history first and then they make a period drama about it

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

I know we’re all used to the whole Scabbers is Pettigrew thing but can you imagine getting kidnapped by some dude and then your very professional teacher appears and points a gun at your dog and goes “Mr. Sprinkles is a war criminal”

[triforce-princess]

[triforce-princess]

[im-god-now-fight-me-deactivated]

things i always keep in my backpack: 

the bible (king james edition)

a copy of the U.S. consitution

a copy of my school’s current rulebook

i do this so that whenever someone at school tries to make a point and then defends it by saying ‘it’s in the constitution!’ or ‘it’s from the bible!’ or something else along those lines, i can pull out my own copy and say, ‘where exactly does it say that?’

also it’s just great to confuse people by pulling a fucking book of school rules out of nowhere in order to discuss what qualifies as a dresscode violation.

[im-god-now-fight-me-deactivated]

today during lunch a kid and i were debating the gender of god and he said “god’s a man in the bible” and i said “i’m pretty sure god is technically nonbinary or genderfluid, but let me check that” and i unzipped my backpack and the boy said “what’s she doing?” and my friend replied “she’s getting her bible” and i’m not sure how he felt when i set it down on the lunch table and flipped open to genesis but i definitely felt amazing.

[m3anint3ll3ctual]

op ur url says it all

[movie-gifs]

David Thewlis as Remus Lupin in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

[anxietyproblem]

[tesb]

In which Antoni Porowski is all of us

[unpretty]

just saw someone ask whether batman or spiderman would win in a fight, as if batman would see a brightly-colored sassy acrobat and not immediately adopt him

[unpretty]

now, in fairness, peter parker has a history of seeing someone else in a costume and immediately throwing hands only to realize three pages later that there was literally no reason to do that, but it’s not like misplaced aggression is disqualifying when it comes to suddenly acquiring a batdad

[canaryatlaw]

@batmanisagatewaydrug

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

Bruce, upon realizing that he’s getting punched repeatedly by a flippy and talkative spider-child with 0 brain cells and a strong moral compass, immediately begins filling out mental adoption papers 

[ms-demeanor]

Peter, catching the image of an adult dressed vaguely like an animal and standing in the shadows out of the corner of his eye, immediately backflips into a roundhouse kick while shouting “batter up!”

[cipheramnesia]

Batman, internally: Unfortunately I love it.