hollanovelist

gay hockey player kubrick stare

[googledocsdyke]

cathal kelly, the globe and mail

[googledocsdyke]

@gaysie

[hudconvent]

also thinking about dildo purchasing timeline. In my mind he must have gotten it sometime between CCM shoot and all star game / 1221. thinking about shane replaying the night at the ccm shoot in his head over and over then realizing if hes gonna let ilya fuck he doesnt want to be completely clueless. cut to him watching solo porn pants on sitting at the kitchen counter for scientific research reasons. cut to him scrolling wirecutter 5 Best Dildos for Men and comparing the specs. cut to him seriously considering opening a PO box to get it shipped to instead of having to look his doorman in the eye while he picks it up. finally getting the package and unwrapping it and just letting it sit on his end table and staring at the thing for weeks. finally being like ok fuck it whatever. ill just use it and get it out of my system then be done with this whole thing. then after he fucks himself hes like oh. yeah this is going to be a real problem for me.

[hollanovelist]

Big Hud starts growing some facial hair and Connie finds it absolutely hideous but he’s so proud of his scraggly little mustache that she can’t bear to tell him

[hollanovelist]

Luca Haas/Brandon Wiebe . . . is that anything?

[aslongasitsblack]

​a man who has never denied himself anything meets a man who denies himself everything and the hedonist tries to lure the self-abnegator into succumbing to the pleasures of the flesh and succeeds but their rendezvous makes accidentally clear that true pleasure is derived from the perilous destructive nature of intimate connection and eventually true actual love and so we come to conclude that in fact the hedonist is the one who has never allowed himself anything true while the self-abnegator has never strayed from the path of his want and then they put them on ice skates and gave them sticks

[state-ofgrace]

Out of all the heated rivalry analysis I’ve seen I’ve never seen someone mention that after the all star game Shane no longer drafts and deletes texts. He says what he intends to say the first time and stops editing and second guessing himself and it’s one of my favorite details showing that their dynamic has changed and no one talks about it

[hollanovelist]

Still unspeakably charmed by Connie from Admin finding a later-in-life passion, discovering there’s room for tremendous joy and pleasure in her modest, rather unremarkable life, and being adored for exactly who she is. This says absolutely nothing about me personally.

[tummywilliams]

stay. pt.3.

[catalpa-waltz]

connie from admin/big hud, heatwave addition

for one reason or another his place doesn’t have central air so she blithely suggests he stay for the weekend (or for however long it takes for the weather to break which could be goodness knows how long) and he’s standing in her doorway with his little duffel bag, weight shifting from one foot to the other, suddenly scared as shit that she’s going to get sick of him that she’s going to realize what a stupid brute he is and all he’s going to do is track metaphorical mud into her cool, clean, uncluttered space but her kitchen is a blessed 72 degrees and he chugs a glass of ice water at her sink and she looks so good in her breezy blouse and linen pants he’d kind of like to just ask her to bed, stay there all weekend long but he’s trying to be on his best behavior so they walk to the farmers’ market and he sneaks away to buy her a bouquet of flowers which only wilt a little by the time they get them home.

and they go to the movies as much for the cool shade of the theatre as the film itself and connie’s trailing her fingertips up and down his forearm and letting her hand rest on the swell of his thigh where his shorts end and he should have worn jeans he’s so hard he’s gonna lose his fucking mind but he’s being *good* and afterward they go for an early drink somewhere and all it takes is the tip of her sandaled foot pressed to the arch of his own for him to stand up and excuse himself to the bathroom to splash water in his face and give himself a talking-to in the mirror you’re not an animal jesus christ get it together you are a *gentleman* and they get back home and connie suggests they spend some time at the rooftop pool of her apartment complex and by now huddy’s white-knuckling it but he agrees and he endures the sight of her in her swimsuit and dutifully sprays sunscreen across her back and she suns herself while he stays mostly in the water, seriously thinking about drowning himself and then when she decides she’s ready to go back he follows her and the cold air in her apartment hits him like a slap in the face and she got a little red in the shoulders and in the apples of her cheeks and he cant take it any more he just can’t and he falls to his knees on her living room rug and eats her out on the couch the end 😇

[hollanovelist]

Sometimes I remember that we know for sure that Shane spells it “cum” and not “come” and then I want to laugh for a thousand years

[hollanovelist]

And then I remember that Ilya changed how he spells it from “come” to “cum” just to make sure there would be no doubt in Shane’s mind what he wanted and then I need to go lie down

[hollanovelist]

Sometimes I remember that we know for sure that Shane spells it “cum” and not “come” and then I want to laugh for a thousand years

[smokingrozanov]

it’s crazy how the same day that Kip hands Scott divorce papers 3 people go missing along the Hudson River

[aflo]

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless

[shnehollander]

nobody's wanted somebody more | 3.2k | rated E [female shane/female ilya, squirting, fingering, wet & messy]

"No. You can get soaked just from being in front of me. We kissed twice and I already see you getting wet. Never have I seen someone get so fucking wet from nothing. I want more." Lilya knows that Jane doesn't need much to get worked up. Every time they fuck, Lilya always makes a point to talk about how wet her pussy gets. Jane sort of thought it was just normal dirty talk, that Lilya's probably said it to every girl she's ever had. But she must be special, must be different in some way.

or, hollanova wet and messy fucking

for @hollanovaweek <3

[catalpa-waltz]

don’t forget about fingers in HER mouth friday. at some point lilya realizes she can get jane off just by toying with her nipples with one hand and giving her two fingers from the other hand to suck on while jane grinds against her thigh and it’s one of the best days of both their lives

[heohl-art]

The 🔥GYM SCENE🔥 is here✨️

• Hotel gym, 2am •

Thank you so much for the appreciation towards this short Hollanova fan comic of mine~

(I can't believe we reached +60k likes on IG, you're very welcome to check my profile there too~)

Ready for what's coming next?👀🔥✨️

[hollanovaweek]

Hollanova Week Prompts and Details

This is the prompt master list/bingo board for Hollanova Week! Hollanova Week is an 18+ fanwork event that will run from Monday, July 6 - Sunday, July 12. Any sort of fanworks are welcome, including fics, art, podfics, meta, headcanons, moodboards, or anything else you can think of!

Feel free to mix and match any of these prompts, don't worry about trying to get a bingo or a blackout. If you'd like a smaller list of prompts, or a bingo board that might be easier to complete, you can generate your own unique bingo board for this event!

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I want a 3x3 board.

These prompts are here to inspire you, not to limit you. If you have a Hollanova idea that doesn't fit into any of these prompts, please still create it for this event! When posting for this event please @ this blog and use the tag #hollanovaweek. An ao3 collection will be made to host any creations on ao3.

event hosted by @probablily