noodle!

24y/o dumb fey piece of shit! she/they!!! twitter // ao3

[clarkdavid2025]

David Corenswet as Clark Kent via guywithamoviecamera x

[userilyarozanov]

SUPERMAN (2025) dir. James Gunn

+ Kara

[sabertoothwalrus]

I’m not going to explain myself

[malenjoyer]

hug from big blue

[2fingerswhiskey]

not my titkok but SDFKJSFDKSFDJFDLKJSFDLKFDSLJKFSD

[ube-kun]

Sort of a continuation of that stupid joke about terminally offline Clark

[twinklestarss]

Favorite Bells Hells Relationship: FCG & Ashton Greymoore

[beanytuesday]

2025 Political Rising Stars To Keep An Eye On

[lakevida]

i love poison omelette

[the-bone-thief]

-1

[skeletor-at-the-skele-store]

-1

[sanleigh]

-1

[lakevida]

got some kick to it i tell you what

[quietwingsinthesky]

(pa kent giving The Talk voice) see when a bull and a cow love each other very much, that’s how a calf is born [remembers his son came from space] of course if the bull comes from another farm, the cow might not end up taking, but that’s alright [remembers clark might be gay] sometimes bulls also love other bulls [remembers clark is an alien again] but if the bull is from another farm, he might have a calf if he fools around with bulls from here so he should be careful.

[notahorseindisguise]

[dogpuppy]

[pukicho]

My mom: “my sweet, it’s time to go to bed”

Me (27): “okay mom, just one more video”

Mom: “fine… but only one, it’s late” (9pm)

Me: *sneakily laughing* “yeah, right… only one” ;)

[pukicho]

I think you two should try killing each other

[barrebabyofthescrewedupclick]

[jame7t]

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

[jame7t]

no hope for you even at all

[thetragicallynerdy]

[ID: screenshot of a reply by user @/onlinebeast that reads:

And what's the genitals situation on said creature

End ID.]

[couldtheyworkretail]

the OC of the person reading this

Could Your OC from Your Brain work a retail job?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 21, 2025

this is a very fun idea actually! I encourage people to reblog with an explanation as to why/why not

[fluoresensitivearchived]

Small penises aren’t bad, balding isn’t bad, being short isn’t bad, being fat isn’t bad. Physical traits are not signs of morality, and the sooner people stop mocking people for their bodies (yes, even when they’re bad) the better.

[uxji]