Most Disorganized Place™ 20XX

You can call me Andy or Willow / 29 / any pronouns are fine

[490hertz]

i identify so much with this

[what-even-is-thiss]

Taking up Japanese as a side project for myself has reminded me of something.

So like a long time ago I had a professor that I absolutely adored. She happened to be Japanese American. She grew up speaking Japanese at home but never really spent a lot of time in Japan. She mostly spoke with other Japanese Americans and read books.

So one day early in her teaching career there’s an exchange student from Japan who’s having a hard time understanding a concept so she explained it to him in Japanese and then he looked absolutely rattled. Like in shock. Pale.

This is how she learned that the way she speaks Japanese makes her sound like a gang member.

Japanese doesn’t exactly have cuss words in the same way as English does but imagine that the nicest professor you’ve ever had pulls your paper over and says “Okay listen here you little piece of shit I’m gonna fucking explain this to you. Violently.”

[cloacatak]

This (studying in Chile for a year) is more or less how I realized my two PhD-having, tenured professor expat parents raised me to speak the most disrespectful and swearword-riddled version of Spanish possible (with plenty of ancient slang I didn't know was slang thrown in). It was like:

[segamascott]

[b-0-ngripper]

[godisafujoshi]

Fuck the haters. I believe in you

[nick-nonya]

woa

[bathroomcube]

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[serenity-bitty]

reminds me of

the shellfish allergy NO NO FUCKING S HRIMP OR HE D IE post

[p1netre3s]

reminded me of this

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[molabuddy]

the magic growing dinosaur and the housefly (happy make a terrible comic day!)

[juney-blues]

[juney-blues]

[mulderturrs]

[s-u-m-r]

this has to be one of my favorite posts

[scrollofs0rrow]

i love this fucking picture

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[sparrownnax]

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

the evolution here is also a solid contender for meme of the year 2019

[bisco]

I must post TOO ASS! at every opportunity because the source video has since been deleted so I think this is the only proof TOO ASS! ever existed

[warcrimesimulator]

[hellspawnmotel]

i suddenly felt very strongly i needed to draw ralsei cute & happy

[innerchildabortionclinic]

there's this cake in the bakery at the grocery store I work at that i'm obsessed with because it's supposed to be a cute ladybug themed cake but the way the antennae are positioned over its eyes it looks sadistic. i'll take a pic if I see it today

[innerchildabortionclinic]

FINALLY GOT A PIC

my beautiful evil daughter❤️

[innerchildabortionclinic]

her name is

Gold Traditional

[pseudomantis]

I seriously love this pic its like it sees its next victim and its eyes start dilating