why i don’t leave the house

ruby | ENTP | gryffinclaw i make films and get sad about my life 💙🖤💜

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sneakyfeets]

Does anyone have that pic of the three cats lined up and the black one has a really stupid look on its face

[thelarrygodmother]

You mean this one???

[sneakyfeets]

Yes thank you

[pockicchi-backup]

friendships that last more than a lifetime

[youlovetoseeit]

i love geography

[mork-borg]

[tinybed]

thanks. i really needed this

[tinybed]

im gonna cowboy up god willin

[badjokesbyjeff]

A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night.

Oof

[first-lady-of-infinity-deactiva]

I had to stop, look up from my phone, and take a deep breath before reblogging.

[lilianlies]

[aioig]

Billie Lourd as Gigi in Booksmart (2019) dir. Olivia Wilde

[chastainjessica]

I know where to go with this: it’s too perfect. You’re literally glowing.

BOOKSMART dir. Olivia Wilde

[dontplaytoomuchpls-blog]

If none of your friends say that to you or you don’t to them. Do it from now please better late than never.

[velmasdinkleys]

the queen has returned

[switchingtogeico]

[the-fuckboy-whisperer]

If a girl feels uncomfortable hanging out with you alone, and you get so offended by that, it makes you angry, she probably made the right choice.

[timeforsocialjustice-blog]

I know I’ve reblogged this recently but still so spot the fuck on.

[killingannabellee]

In general if a dude gets angry by you declining an invitation you made the right choice to say no

[lynati]

If they get angry when you say “no” to hanging out with them, what else are they going to get angry about you saying “no” to?

[a-isoiso]

^^ Slight side note: When I was online dating I used to do what so many of us do; set up a safety check with a friend. I used to be really slick about it; take a restroom break or quietly/subtle check and answer a text. Then I realized what a good marker it was to check if I wanted to actually be on this date at all. So at whatever time check in was supposed to be, I would pull out my phone and say “sorry, I just have to let my friend know I’m good”. If someone was vaguely offended, I might stay depending on the convo we had after. If someone was SUPER offended, I said “this is exactly why. Thanks for meeting me, I’ve got to go.”  This happened three times I can remember and the first time my voice was shaking so bad as I said it because, you know. You never know what their response is going to be and he was so aggressively angry I was ending the date “over that”. 

The person I ended up with? “Ah, yay-I’m-not-murdered check. Good plan.” Then when my phone was buzzing later (because we ended up on a five hour date on a Monday night) he goes “you should probably let them know you’re still alive. Do you have to go?” 

 *No woman I was ever on a date with was mad about this. Not one. 

[ebonyheartnet]

This is just like testing the breaks before driving an unfamiliar car guys, and you do NOT drive a car with no breaks. If they can’t handle “no,” it’s not safe for you to say, “yes,” and you need to gtfo of there so you don’t get run over.

Also, OP I love your url, it is perfect for this post.

[kyrasthename-blog1]

[homunculus-argument]

Story idea: The most wanted woman in town has announced that she’ll only marry the one who can open her front door with the key around her cat’s neck. Many men try to hunt the cat down, chase and trap it, but to no avail, the cat is simply too quick, smart and clever, and always finds a way to evade and avoid them.

 You are the first one to figure out the obvious: Do not chase the cat. The cat is befriendable. Get the cat to trust you, to genuinely enjoy your company, and you can hang out with the cat. You may eventually be allowed to touch the cat. The cat will freely let you take the key.

 Secondary plot twist: The woman is a shapeshifter. She is the cat.

[browntiger15-deactivated2020110]

That’s some legit fairy tale level shit right there.

[anxietyproblem]

[yoko-kurama-the-sex-god]

I feel personally attacked

[the-memedaddy]

[kingcheddarxvii]

If someone says “I love u” and you say “I love u 2” back, make sure you add “no Bono” so they know you mean that you love them too, not just the legendary Irish rock band U2

[imposterogers]

peter parker: holy sHIT YOU’RE—

bruce banner, sighing: yes, I’m the hu—

peter parker: THE MOST RENOWNED SCIENTIST OF THE GENERATION

[kylostantrums]

peter: YOUR PICTURE IS IN MY SCHOOL!!!

bruce: my WHAT

[mikrosproutmos]

peter, calling ned: DUDE YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHO I’M TALKING TO RIGHT NOW

ned: idk is it Mr. Stark–

peter: DR. BRUCE BANNER

ned: HOLY SHIT

bruce: what. Is happening

[thefranticphantasm]

ned: DUDE CAN I COME OVER?

peter: Hold on I don’t know if he’d be comfortable with that, let me check. Dr. Banner sir, my friend wants to know if he can come meet you. Is that okay with you?

bruce: 

bruce, voice cracking: S-sure.

peter: HE SAID YEAH GET OVER HERE NOW

[earth222mary]

This is so cute my eyes are watering