for archival purposes

dedicated to chronicling the 2023 homestuck kinblr attempted drowning accusations. dm me if you have posts/proof that should be shared. anonymous submissions accepted.

[homestuckdrowningarchive]

sorry ive been in on it the whole time. lying on the internet is great would recommend

[falst]

merch idea

[homestuckdrowningarchive]

My favorite detail from the gay castle attempted drowning misinformation campaign was “the pizza got pool water on it and the water was gray cause people wore their troll cosplays into the pool.” It was really the cherry on top for me.

That whole post of microhierax's claiming to have been at the party is a literary masterpiece actually

[storm-of-feathers]

Be honest: Did you for real believe a homestuck kinnie attempted murder confession unfolded on tumblr

Yes

No

Only because it was funny

Voting ended onMay 29, 2023

[khunrathheinrich]

wait ok mutuals what do you guys call your parents???????

[galatoma]

Hey! What the fuck is going on in here

[mr-deep-downer]

no where else

[ok-dingo]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

There's having sock puppet accounts, and then there's putting on a puppet show.

[puppybeargf]

[homestuckdrowningarchive]

one of the many reasons running this has been a ride is that neither of us have read homestuck past the first like hundred pages. im leaving it up to the people to decide if that should change.

should the two of us read homestuck

yes absolutely

no why would you do that to yourselves

only one of you should read it (why???)

Voting ended onMay 23, 2023

[okcomputeroknotok19972017]

40 witnesses at the homestuck kin pool party

[homestuckdrowningarchive]

[homestuckdrowningarchive]

thank you for archiving this all 🙏 here’s a homestuck pool party roadrunner for your time.

thank you so much for the bird! we will cherish him <3 the archiving was fun, just didn't want to see everyone's hard work get lost forever :]

your post claiming to be at the party was hilarious btw

[khunrathheinrich]

Im so curious did you have random anons claiming to be a part of the drama or was it all you (and friends?) sending anons to yourself?

i never once sent an ask to myself. a lot of asks were gay castle (my friends), but also… a lot were real people who thought i tried to kill someone 😭 or believed me when i said i didn’t try to kill someone

[homestuckdrowningarchive]

I got some weird anons claiming to know shit about the drama who were absolutely not in on the bit and just wanted to make things worse (derogatory)

[homestuckdrowningarchive]

I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I WAS GONNA SEND IN AN ASK BEING LIKE. I THINK THIS IS A JOKE. ILL BE REAL THE REAGAN KINNING AND CLINTON HUSBANDO KIND OF GAVE IT AWAY

we stay silly

[homestuckdrowningarchive]

omg haii ^^ (<-mutual of squid who was in on the bit)

omg hi (<-sibling of a gay castler who was in on the bit)

[homestuckdrowningarchive]

sorry ive been in on it the whole time. lying on the internet is great would recommend

[homestuckdrowningarchive]

sorry storm-of-feathers i was trying to stay in character

[storm-of-feathers]

[freakvampiresex]

i know god is real because if he wasnt i wouldnt live in a world where i can witness a 24-hour tumblr bit about a homestuck kinnie trying to drown a ronald reagan kinnie

[khunrathheinrich]

HI HI HI. chuck i am NEVER doing ANYTHING you ask me to do EVER AGAIN (that is a lie. this was hella fun)

😭😭 I DIDNT THINK IT WOULD GET THIS FAR....

[doomedideas]

NEITHER DID I. well we had fun and that’s what matters. 

[doomedideas]

still though WHY DID YOU GUYS HAVE ME EAT ROADKILL? WHERE DID THAT COME FROM???

[khunrathheinrich]

IT WAS WEIRD BUT NOT THAT CRAZY!!!!

[homestuckdrowningarchive]

the italian mini plot point was my favorite part

im a particular fan of how two entirely separate people got locked in fridge/ freezers