can't even leave the ground

hi i'm chris. this blog is one part cosplay, one part kittens, and one part pure, undiluted shitposting 

[whispertxt-deactivated20211217]

No bro this isn’t a date listen bro It’s bruhnch

[why-i-love-comics]

Groot #6 (2015)

written by Jeff Loveness art by Brian Kesinger

[mrkenyon]

I did not ask for tears this morning.

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

holy hell Groot Backstory

[lornaka]

And now I’m crying.

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

if marvel thinks that the peter parker actor getting in unironic drag and lip syncing for his life to a rihanna song will make me hyped for a movie i would normally actively ignore they are stone-cold dead fucking right good job guys.

[sportivetricks]

the 3 basic levels of masochism

Level 1:  I like pain.

Level 2:  I like pain a lot.

Level 3:  I enjoy cross stitching with metallic thread.

[corporateworm-deactivated201909]

I love when I’m studying outside and a bee is like “flower? r u a flower? I check! is laptop a flower? i check! No one here a flower… ciao!” and I wave goodbye saying thank you for visiting little bee!

[theanti90smovement]

Bees don’t think in English you fools. You imbeciles.

[qwoll]

The bee said ‘ciao’ it’s obviously Italian

[discountbadjokes]

[durendoll]

it’s important to master blood magic and necromancy, so you can make use of the whole body

[durendoll]

environmentally sustainable black magic

[sparrow-va]

Remember, Necromancy is really just Advanced Recycling

[seasonofgoodbye]

reduce -> reuse -> reanimate

[justbadpuns]

dead

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

LGBTBCIAHTFFACTNG

Lesbian, gay, bisexual, two bros chillin’ in a hot tub five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrru-deacti]

we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory

 くコ:彡                                                                       くコ:彡                              くコ:彡  くコ:彡                                                        くコ:彡                           くコ:彡 くコ:彡

[squided]

I know I’m following the right people when I see this kinda stuff on my dash

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

@setepenre-set

[setepenre-set]

now C:≡ approaching octopus territory

C:≡                                                           C:≡                               C:≡      C:≡                                              C:≡                         C:≡

C:≡                                 C:≡      

[setepenre-set]

onwards C{≡ to jellyfish territory

C{≡             C{≡

                                          C{≡               C{≡                                                     C{≡                         C{≡ C{≡                                 C{≡

[haxxy]

   / ________________o_==================== /                       oh                    |=================<=> \            giant squid           |=================<=>    \  ————————–0– ====================

[squid-inspiration]

this speaks to me on a deep, emotional level

[spaceincarnate]

You:

Me:

[footpawfetish]

the op on this post was a terf so im reposting it

[catsbeaversandducks]

“I try to capture all the little fun moments that happen when living with cats. All my little cat comics are done on 4 by 4 post-it notes! My fluffy friends are always a great source of inspiration and entertainment. And best of all they are always there when you need a hug or a good cry.”

Comics/text by​ Rikke Asbjoern - More info: Instagram

[catcandy]

I could cry these are all so great

[catsuggest]

gave away secret! 😾

[catsuggest]

Human always laugh when I am in box. Do not understand

[root-deer]

This is it this is my favorite video in the whole wide world

[menherafemcel]

he taps

[tastefullyoffensive]

[kamenridercasey]

Here’s my Totally On-Time Vine Compilation™

[dread-supreme]

All my favs in one compilation for once

[blogging-phelddagrif]

that first one gets me every time!!