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Love Begins
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Color Me Curious
EXPECTATIONS
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@homozygay
Death Note has the funniest premise of all time. Like. A death god is bored so he tosses his funny little notebook into the human world. The guy who picks it up just so happens to be a police chiefās privileged brat who has gone his entire life being praised for his intellect, talents, and looks, so it takes like ten seconds for him to start serial killing. The only people who can stand up to him are a trio of autistic orphans with dubious morals. Misa is there
RIP yahoo answers
do women follow the ājrā ā3rdā naming convention
i just realized ive never met a woman whos been named the exact same as their parent and i feel like that has to do with the fact that men are obsessed with themselves and their Lineage or whatever the fuck
The current queen of england is literally named Elizabeth II
monarchs dont count as people
Me when im a real human person
#my manager provides me toxic drugs for when my dumb mortal body doesnāt work like a machine :p#do they really think that sounds good bc its horrifyingĀ via @medianox-astrum
being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass
according to my history professor this is actually a huge contributing factor to the popularity of olive oil in Ancient Greece
this is the best possible thing that i will ever learn and i thank you for that
The people of Ancient Greece loved that ancient grease
@canifuckthething
john mulaneyās dad looks about like how i imagined
āyou have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclairāĀ
āGod canāt hear you.ā
āOne black coffeeā
I donāt know about yall, but I know too much about this manās life for this to the the first time Iāve ever seen a picture of him
Renesmee, chatting to her friends at lunch: Yeah, my mom got married super young, straight out of high school, to a guy who was way too old for her. She got knocked up immediately. They kept the whole pregnancy a secret, she didnāt leave the houseĀ the entire time she was showing. My dadās family didnāt even want to take her to the hospital to have the baby. My grandad, who was a doctor, was going to deliver me but she went into labour prematurely, like, way prematurely and they couldnāt reach him so my dad ended up having to deliver me even though he had no experience. Anyway, she died in childbirth. She was only eighteen.
Bella, from the other side of the cafeteria:
happy valentineās day my dog got overexcited after his walk and head butted me in the mouth and my horse, after escaping into the girls paddocks (where he is definitely NOT ALLOWED) got so excited calling for her that he knocked me over
all of my animals: I Believe Mother Wishes To Bleed Today
My new, totally uneducated guess for why humans tell stories is to keep them from getting bored and cranky while following a gazelle for four hours. No deeper mystery or meaning. Some folk needed a distraction while they tried to catch dinner so they just made some shit up. The end.
The equivalent of listening and singing to songs on your way home so you don't fall asleep at the wheel.
For millennia upon millenia, humans have had to yell creatively to keep on taskĀ
theres a theory that the reason there are so many characters in folk tales who weave/spin is because weavers/spinners were bored while they were doing the repetitve work that doesnt require much brian power for experienced workers. e.g. the greek fates, rumpelstiltskin, sleeping beauty pricking her finger on a spindle.
so the weavers/spinners were telling stories to pass the time and then they were like 'yo but what if WE were in it.'
also interesting that making up a story as you tell it is called 'spinning a tale'
in Australian Aboriginal English, telling a story is also called "yarning."
This is the first time Iāve ever seen a public utility ruefully praise someone for
property damageā¦.
I mean, you couldnāt plan it if you tried, so itās a genuine accident. And also a freaky one - like throwing a coin and it landing on its side.
Superb owl
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Ok, God, I am fucking wheezing, I got trained to work with mice today since Iāll need them for some experiments and the guy who trained me was like, āYeah ok so if thereās a day where you just absolutely cannot get your mice to cooperate you can always do thisā and picks up this cone-shaped bag and just put the mouse face-first into it and shows it to me and I lose my shit because deadass it was a piping-bag of mouse. Like, the whole mouse was pressed into this cone, fur and ears and feet all pressed up against the plastic, tail sticking up absurdly out of the top of the thing. It was so unimaginably fucking funny but like the mouse was perfectly ok with it, thereās a hole for air at the bottom so she could breathe and all but it was genuinely the most absurd thing I have witnessed in months
THIS IS FUCKING IT, ITāS SO FUCKING RIDICULOUS!!!!!
@cellarspider
forbidden frosting part 2
i am OBSESSED with this response my philosophy teacher made to my introduction post okay OBSESSED
heās right and he should say it
At the annual Houston RenFest weād always get one or two furries that walk around and every time the general reaction from the medieval roleplayers is akin toĀ āBEASTS? BEASTS THAT WALK LIKE MAN? FOUL!āĀ
Last time I went a furry volunteered for an impromptu conversion/exorcism and a guy dressed as a monk gathered a bunch of people and using a Gatorade bottle performed an entire catholic christening while reading off the instructions on his Ipad. When the furry was fullyĀ āconvertedā he removed the head of his costume and everyone in the crowd pretended to freak out and say shit likeĀ āGlORY BE HE IS SAVEDāĀ āCHRIST HAS BROKEN HIS CURSEā
Thatās the best crap iāve heard in months
Is thatā¦ā¦ them
