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is there anything more humiliating than filling in the 'preferred salary' bit of a job application. grubby victorian workhouse child cap in hand oh guvnah ill work for anyfink! oh if youd be so kind, just a tuppence for me troubles sir, honest only a tuppence!

parakeet

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

hickeywiththegoodhair

“why are you, as someone in their 30s, still on tumblr” oh so you think you’re gonna be normal when you’re my age? you think you’re gonna be CURED?? you think the witches’ curse will have been lifted by then?? cmon now

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tall

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me to my daughter when I take away her yugioh cards for misbehaving: Say goodbye to exodia

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julian you can’t react to every situation by taking away someone’s yugioh cards

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oh you think so ren? Say goodbye to exodia.

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saurons-pr-department

2024 is the year we stop “consuming” and go back to “reading/watching/listening to/playing” things

midnightsoliloquy

princessnijireiki

I love it so much when cartoon villains are like, "horrid greetings, your vile wretchedness," or "foul morning," "disgusting evening," "wicked nightmares," "sleep abominably, and bite the bed-bugs back" instead of normal salutations

visenyaism

jaheira canonically being a deadbeat mother 27 payments behind on child support who when faced with the apocalypse sent one kid a cryptic seven word text that was like “sorry. get out” and then didn’t talk to them again because she was busy giving life advice and playing catch with the third bhaalspawn she found in the trash somewhere until the party stumbles on her house and kids entirely by accident is so captivating. what is her problem

omtai

if i was the naive little white lamb with a bell and a sweet kind unknowing heart idc id literally be best friends with the wolf that wants to eat my face off. because i believe in friendship