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shout out to all the people who identify with gifted kid burnout syndrome who are probably just neurodivergent but werent diagnosed as a child, who used to devour books like it was nothing and never really understood why the protagonist would leave their cool fantasy world behind to go back home at the end of the story, and who are now extremely disappointed in reality and use escapism as their primary coping mechanism. how’s that bisexuality and deep-rooted anger at the school system going for you?

enraged-chihuahua

op you couldve jus come to my house n punched me in the face

#yeah no go ahead #burn my crops #it’s fine

thyrell

some of you guys really want to be mad scientists but dont want to know anything about math and it shows

cursologist

mad scientist is a lifestyle. math is temporary

thyrell

math is literally the least temporary thing humanity has created

brainfrogtraveller

Old Barbie movies are lesbian culture reblog if you agree

swamp-songs

things i need u to please know right now:

bad days don’t last forever

napping is never a crime

all the cells in ur body are working so hard to keep u healthy and happy and they love u very much

also dogs, they love u very much

instant hot chocolate takes 2 minutes to make and requires no culinary expertise please indulge urself

u are a part of this world

and a very important part

don’t doubt that for a single second

glumshoe

я не говорю по-русски, но вы возьмете свою странную фотографию лошади, и вам это понравится, мудак.

lilnasxvevo

что, черт возьми?

glumshoe

я не знаю, что происходит. Я устал и использую онлайн-переводчиков для подделки поддельных русских подписей. Я боюсь, как быстро мои родители стареют.

narwhalsarefalling

Я не верю, что ваши предки быстро возрастут, если вы продолжаете смотреть на них. ибо время - это река, которая течет, как море, и не берет ни одного заключенного. доверяете ли вы тому, что говорят вам пальцы? освободить их

drinkingcherrysyrup

Наконец-то люди говорят на нормальном языке

narwhalsarefalling

ах, другой, кто говорит на высшем языке! я рад вас встретить. я также боюсь, как быстро мои пальцы ног упадут и боятся за будущее моего младшего брата

enlightenedrobot

Я призываю древних демонов. и откладывать на поверхность земли. Истребите человеческие отходы, как те, которые у них есть; пировать их мозги, как поп-пироги прямо из сумки.

glumshoe

кто-нибудь в этой теме курил сорняк?

bunnymoon-phase

best-of-inspirobot

maxknightley

inspirobot is gonna get taken out by the secret service

1500-years-of-evil-spirits

Bring this back out because it’s a fucking mood

valtsv

pros of being a many-headed dragon:

- can finally sing all the parts of bohemian rhapsody by yourself

- um. need i say more? imagine how hard it would SLAP to be a many-headed dragon.

cons of being a many-headed dragon:

- ???

live your best life. become a many-headed dragon TODAY

that-one-punk-gay

Not to sound like a bastard, but does anyone else get the urge to drink fabric softener? Like I'm pouring it into the cup to measure, and the "SHOT! SHOT! SHOT!" instinct kicks in.

origamicrow

take a break while watching this little bunny cross your dash

pyrosex

Men can be victims

SUPPORT MALE VICTIMS OR SUFFER BY MY HANDS

i got so excited for a minute but then i remembered that none of my friends care about me anymore 🙃

twitblr

The memories

hitzmyblunt

Dude the truth in this smacked me in the face with a back hand of sadness….

theawesomeadventurer

i’m so proud of my fiancé :,) the kickstarter he and a bunch of my friends are a part of is already at $12,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

theawesomeadventurer

please support this game i want it so bad lmao

https://validategame.com/

Validate is a visual novel in which you get to experience what it means to exist as an adult in your twenties.

theawesomeadventurer

reblog faster the whites are angry

koracs

PLEASE I LOVE THIS

cos-mic-gob-lin

Tumblr users are often so arrogant and it shows. They can draw a full cast of POC characters but when POC say "Hey we want more than just our skin tone" they're suddenly deaf as shit.

Representation on Tumblr has become a way for white people to win brownie points just because they took a Hershey's bar and slapped it onto a person's skin tone.

The most disgusting thing is that they insist on making JUST African-Americans. They insist on making JUST one facial type, one nose type, one lip type, one hair type, one slang type, one skin tone.

And when they make a person Asian, it's Japanese. And when they make a person Hispanic, it's Mexican. And when they make a person indigenous, they never specify on which tribe/nation they came from, but you'll bet they're Native AMERICAN.

But my favorite part is when other POC demand representation and those same fucking white people are like "But but but look at all my black characters!!!!"

POC isn't just confined to America.

POC isn't just black.

POC isn't just Japanese.

POC isn't just Mexican.

POC isn't just Native American.

It's from the Miskitu in Nicaragua, from the highlands of Ethiopia, from the deserts of Saudi Arabia, from the mountains of Indonesia. It's from the arroz con gandules, from the folk music, from the festivals. It's many cultures blending, it's speaking more than just English, it's dealing with racism unique to our countries of origin.

It's more than just one universal experience, and white Tumblr isn't willing to show that.

seafoam-aliens

Basically for the people who refuse to fucking read

Can you guys do some actual fucking research on anywhere other than whats at the borders of America before you slap a random ethnicity or race onto a character?

cos-mic-gob-lin

Btw: White people PLEASE reblog but do not clown on the post.

my toxic trait is vanishing off of social media for months and letting people think i’m dead