sleep is for the week

Rachel. 30-something bisexual. Loves Queer Book, Stand up Comedy, Cheesy Bread, and Intersectional Feminism. We should be friends!

[colorado-rockies-official]

bunny moment

[colorado-rockies-official]

the baseball crowd loves unexpected animals far more than the baseball game

[depsidase]

[ladyananas]

"sex is normalized already" do you know what your bartholin glands are? do you know what happens to your vulva after menopause and how it affects orgasms? do you know what retrograde ejaculation is? do you know what ssc means and how to use it? do you know where your damn prostate is located?

just because there's mild dick and balls on tv now doesn't mean sex is normalized half enough.

[supercrazypurplegirl]

In many places most cannot answer questions way more basic than that:

Do you know how to ask for consent without being weirdly formal?

Do you know a menopause symptom beyond hot flashes and lack of periods?

Do you know what hormonal birth control is used for besides as a contraceptive?

Do you know there’s a vaccine for HPV?

[filedunderspoilers]

Husband & Wife

[river-song-dw]

OBSESSED 😍😍😍

[prokopetz]

Canadian bilingual packaging is fun because you get to see how various slightly odd idioms end up being translated by people who don't give a shit. I just saw a tub of double chocolate chip ice cream where the English label says "death by chocolate", but the French translates literally as "chocolate until death", which has a somewhat different vibe.

[lemonadeandlanguages]

Does this imply that there is a non-dental toothpaste??

[charlesoberonn]

[wine-dark-sky]

finding out that Ottawa has a night mayor whose whole job is to improve the nightlife of the city and make it less boring is amazing because I know for a fact that Ilya was blowing up that man's phone like crazy 😭 he'd be @ing him every single week on twitter and bringing him up unprompted in interviews like I hope this win will inspire Mathieu to do his job 🙏

[grabmyboner]

yes it’s my favourite book no i don’t remember anything about it. but its vibes were compatible with mine at the time i read it. it may not be my favourite book if i reread it now. there’s a lot to consider .

[carbomcoco]

"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence

[carbomcoco]

they did the research in the first place because they believed you and wanted to tell people about it. they are not our enemies.

[aphony-cree]

people always go "Instead of spending all that time on a study they could have just listened to us when we said these thing happen"

they did listen, that's how studies work, they asked people about their experiences and put all the data together in a nice package that can be cited

[depsidase]

[redstonedust]

i need crossword puzzles to stop giving me sports clues. dont ask me about football stars and nba championships and baseball team names. im the kind of nerd who chooses to do crossword puzzles why would you expect this of me. cruel and unusual.

[c3rvida3]

I'm not a prayin' man, but the night I found out my at-the-time-fiancé had been sending sex horny nasty horny sex asks to my friend on THIS VERY WEBSITE, I sat in the car in the parking lot of an abandoned church and watched a family of deer play in the snow, and it didn't quite feel like a sign because that part of Pennsylvania was mostly deer and abandoned buildings and snow, but it felt nice, and once the tears stopped, I looked down at my phone and my other friend had sent me a text that said, "HE'S TRYING TO CHEAT ON YOU ON THE ONE DIRECTION IMAGINES WEBSITE?" and I realized that life is all about your curated experience. A real choose-your-own-adventure deal. I have never seen someone post about One Direction on here in my life.

[whitepeopletwitter]

Is there a name for this law?

[draconym]

Sorry, my what? My pronouns? Oh, yeah I'm between genders at the moment. No, it's cool, I quit my last gender a little while ago because it really wasn't working out. I don't know if I even have a dream gender anymore.

[draconym]

Oh yeah, it did come with benefits, but they weren't really worth it. The culture was really toxic. To be honest I think I'd prefer a part-time gender so I can just be self-described in my spare time.

[draconym]

I mean, in a perfect world we wouldn't need gender, you know? We could just voluntarily be perceived as much as we're able, as much as makes us feel fulfilled. Having a full-time gender shouldn't be a prerequisite for food, shelter, and healthcare.

[earhartsease]

where's the future we were promised where robots do the gender for us

[the-haiku-bot]

where’s the future we

were promised where robots do

the gender for us

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[joshuaballsett]

Give Lilly Wachowski Her 10 Fucking Million Dollars To Make A Movie What The Fuck Is Wrong With You You Stupid Cunts Like Hello She Made The Matrix Are You Dumb? Do You Not Like Good Shit?

[squidsmut]

When people bitch and moan that conservative comedians are getting “cancelled” I want to grab them by the throat and scream at them that the Director of The Matrix One of The Most Successful Action Movies Of All Time can’t get funds for another movie because she’s transgender.

[qwestleon]

The rebirth you're looking for is in the death you're avoiding

[hikingdyke-deactivated20170912]

What advice do you have for a 14 year old girl?

This is so vague I love it. The voices you are hearing are real, god is speaking to you. The nation of France needs you. Don your armor, take up arms, lead the French army. This is your destiny, joan. When the flames come for you let them lick your bones and laugh.