bullshit and sadness

| Emy | 24 | bi | they/she |

[fantasiees]

“You never reply to messages” I am just one person okay I am understaffed

[yourdumbdevil]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"i'm too old to trick-or-treat" what the HELL are u talking about. that is FREE candy. in this economy. "i'm too old to make responsible financial decisions" you sound like a goddamn lunatic

[i-am-a-fish]

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

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‎ ‎‎ ‎‎a bug ↘

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[weirdness-is-good]

[totallyfubar]

[rhinco]

"scythes are impractical as a weapon" ok but does anything else have the Cunt. i think not

[otpcruiseliner]

skill issue tbh

[trans-yllz]

had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like "I can't believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it's pretty messed up that you're taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/"

[toxicyuricaramel]

This was genuine discourse in 2012 you guys need to remember your history

[papasmoke]

let's slap dave chappell next. and let's rip up jeff dunhams puppets while he is tied to a chair and forced to watch. let's give amy schumer electric shock therapy. do you see how you sound

[mytearsrricochet]

[cool-dad-deactivated20240526-de]

[bobblestheninja]

Obviously because she got a day-pass to go do some ass-whooping.

[agnesmontague]

no fuck you im not making a pillowfort. im not unlocking my twitter. until the literal day this site becomes a blank 404 error crater on the face of the internet i am here with my little pictures and indecipherable text posts from users just as unkillable as i

[borzoibabe]

you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch

[rainbow-reilly]

nintendo: here's a first-person camera mode, so you can take close-ups with all your favorite villagers!

me: :)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[madeingodsimage]

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

every year I remember the dark power swelling within Monica at the front desk

[ink-the-artist]

gossiping

[epheliss]

Just cus i cant live off pasta doesnt mean i wont live off pasta

[datmos]

I lived off of almost nothing but spaghetti for 3 years straight and then they had to remove my colon.

[epheliss]

That sounds like a you problem

[parakeet]

im just going to come right out and say it. i miss when we were all obsessed with neko atsume. i do. it was a simpler time

[non-bi-narism]

ppl post this sort of positivity that’s like “bi ppl w a preference for women are valid bi ppl w a preference for men are valid” and yeah sure but also, hyperanalyzing your bisexuality is not necessary. the fact that you’ve dated or liked or slept w more men or more women doesn’t have to say anything abt your bisexuality. your bisexuality does not have to be measured and counted and have a pie diagram showing gender percentages. you can just be bisexual