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[feelingbluepolitics]

[truth-has-a-liberal-bias]

100% TRUE

[sallyyates]

Pro tip: If you copy and paste a link that said “no free articles” into a private/incognito browser, it will let you read the whole thing.

[fail-sage]

also if u press the “esc” (escape) key on ur laptop before the page fully loads, it won’t load any pop-ups blocking u from reading. if the article has images, then this method sometimes does not u see them. but! the words will be fine :)

[bestgirlsystem]

If the site is particularly badly designed, you might just be able to delete the overlay itself. Right click > Inspect element and delete the line of HTML (it’ll be highlighted automatically)

[woodentempest]

hey kids there is a website called outline.com that will let you read from pretty much any news site with a paywall for free

[shinlim-deactivated20251119]

maybe…. undocumented immigrants deserve healthcare bc they’re human beings and that’s a good enough reason by itself

[daethnotes]

Incredibles 2 (2018) dir. Brad Bird

[occasionaloranges]

Incredibles 2 did not have to go this hard but it did

[occasionaloranges]

They really just went and DID THAT

(gifs from @baawri)

[yuyukami]

[i-like-to-think-that-im-cool]

REBLOG!!!! SPREAD THIS PLS!!! EVERYONE IN OR AROUND VIDOR PLEASE STAY SAFE!!!

[iheartvelma]

Ok, that seems smart based on the history of the town, but Texas Monthly did some digging and it seems legit - maybe there are more people who need a public event to be courageous and stand up for the right side of history.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.texasmonthly.com/news/a-qa-with-the-organizer-of-the-black-lives-matter-march-in-vidor/amp/

A Q&A With the Organizer of the Black Lives Matter March in Vidor

A planned march in an East Texas town sparked doubts and concerns on social media that it was a racist stunt.

[i-like-to-think-that-im-cool]

Hey thanks for looking this up! This is important info everyone! This person is right, we do need change in more places like this but also be really really safe protesting in places like this!!! Make extra sure you’re covering your face and making sure any tracking on your phone is off, just remember places like this are dangerous and take extra caution!!!

[theradioghost]

in the words of the great Elizabethan wordsmith William Shakespeare, in Hamlet Act IV Scene V, “When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions.” or, in the words of the great Twitter wordsmith @Horse_ebooks,

[ritavonbees]

this is 1947 Cincinnati Enquirer erasure

[tossingtelevisions]

Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

[theradicalace]

what the FUCK

[emiria]

???!!!!??

[rexpinn-deactivated20190705]

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

[exomoon]

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

[goldnpoc]

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

[advanced-procrastination]

MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.

THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.

[quousque]

???? what??? the fuck???????

[deepfriedfuckpotato-deactivated]

“Oh, I think I see the moments there where the actual transfer is happening, but he’s really good at it,” I thought at first. 

Promptly followed by, “Wait what the fuck what the FUCK”

[spocksplum]

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

[demonessryu]

Fantastic Beasts 3 looks great, guys

[nogodsnokingsnomasters]

I normally don’t reblog shit like this but this is crazy.

[the---other]

Impressive. 

[battl3ma35tr0]

Sorcery….

[burritosandpeppermint]

[captainesc]

[timemachineyeah]

alternatives to debates we should use more often in elections

candidates have to take a standardized test about government, economics, and current events. no cheating. their answers are published.

candidates have to draw countries out of a hat and play model UN together

candidates have to play as contestants in a political version of the old game show “The Dating Game”, with a random citizen serving as the “single” person looking for their representative match

candidates are given a simulation problem to solve in a limited time, with real political allies and experts potentially on call for them to reach out to. at the end of the time limit all candidates propose their solutions.

candidates have to take a conflict resolution seminar live on stage, and do team building exercises together

a debate, but like in debate club where the candidates don’t know which side they have to argue until the moderator tells them

candidates each have to participate in an “undercover boss” scenario where they do a normal job for a week. the normal job is selected by an independent panel and secret from the candidate until they show up in makeup

a one-shot d&d session

[jisoosongwriter]

the FBI is reopening Breonna Taylor’s murder investigation due TO SOCIAL MEDIA PRESSURE so please don’t think signing petitions doesn’t work!!!! and now we need to keep fighting!

[dcylily]

as the dash moves back to normal, please don’t let this be the end of your activism. this wasn’t just a trend, these are real lives. continue to further your understanding, get educated, listen to black people, and be an active ally.

[ihavetofart-deactivated20150908]

[muirin007]

“Victorians were stuffy prudes.”

[frenchfrysplash]

PEOPLE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN PEOPLE

[autumngracy]

January 2020:

February 2020:

March 2020:

April 2020:

[bebopmoon]

We're in the bad place

[toastbutteregg]

[8756453424354657-deactivated201]

the smarter u are the more men arent funny