[toffcake]

the future of the sport

[ohgodshutit]

will smith aggressive

[whimsysful]

like. the intimacy of showing someone the loveliest pieces of the place that you’re from, but that isn’t your own. a hometown that isn’t a home; it never was, until i brought you. finally making it yours — finally settling into the marrow of the place — by showing it off to the person you love. putting down roots together with you!!!

[willgabeleno]

sometimes i like to aww over hockey players this does not mean i believe the stripper loves me

[pvckdrops]

thanks @sidneh-crosbeh aka vancouver botg for all the fun tidbits <33 please give ’em a follow, they’ll be posting some clips from practice later!

[cutebrini]

[honeysunz]

macklin celebrini actually has this condition called WWTS otherwise known as will waist touching syndrome :/ it’s chronic :///

[isitacrime2lie]

will going to vancouver to train w mack feels like how it felt to read about patroclus traveling all the way to mount pelion to train with achilles and chiron

[mack-will]

will smith anxiety (x, x, x, x, x, x)

[urie]

i love to have a hobby

[urie]

my hobby is looking at two guys and saying Now whats all this then

[intovertebral]

WSH @ TOR 4.8.26

[untilwefind]

i do find it funny that mack’s dripped out in sharks gear head to toe anytime he’s spotted in public meanwhile wills wearing ntdp shit from when he was like 16 lmao

[keelpay]

Sharks 25-26 Regular Season Penalty Counts (fixed)

(I had another post for this but realized I had a bug in my code, so plz delete that version so we can all forget my blunders 😁)

Committed: did the action (ex: tripped someone)

Drawn: victim of action (ex: got tripped)

Served: player chosen to serve bench penalties (ex: too many men, unsuccessful coach's challenge), or other types where the original guy can't serve it (ex: goalie leaving the crease, major fighting, etc), but may not have actually done anything

[keelpay]

Normalized (fixed)

Someone had in the tags of the now-deleted original post requesting a normalized version, so thank you to @bluishfrog for explaining to me how to do that since I am not a stats person!

Essentially, this is the data above just divided by each players average time on ice and games played for the season so you can get an idea of how much they did relative to how often they played:

below the cut is the side-by-side comparisons of counts versus normalized versions

[scarycountry]

willhead dashboard simulator:

mutual 1: i miss the sharks lb 😩

mutual 2: does anyone have recs for good rickwill gloryhole fic

mutual 3: does anyone have recs for good rickwill pool boy!wsh fic

mutual 4: does anyone have recs for good post 2025 worlds team usa celebration fic featuring wsh getting sloppy drunk and maybe taken advantage of a little bit. maybe

mutual 5: [gifset of wsh looking like he’s going to khs at center ice] bnuuy why are you so stressed even…

mutual 6: does anyone have recs for good willzack size queen!wsh fic

mutual 7: but bitch when macklin scores

mutual 8: does anyone have recs for good homewrecker!wsh/dirtbag!dan holland fics

mutual 9: wsh is my strawberry shortcake with homemade whipped cream

mutual 10: sidney crosby is a woman

[murphyatthemagpie]

DON'T TELL THE BOYS.

[zejeni]

murph’s A+ tags also need to be preserved for posterity

[dawg4aday]

mack buddy. your time is UP

[ylivoima]

when asked about each other. x x