Its a mess in here.

A blog where no one knows

[just-shower-thoughts]

Most guys wouldn’t care about penis size if only they could outlast their partner in bed.

[kristina100000]

hey girl my penis is small i have no money my phone screen is cracked i get scared easily i killed myself once sorry

[voldemo]

“your password is weak”

You’re the weak one And you’ll never know love, or friendship And I feel sorry for you

[newwavedeathrat]

I CANT GET OVER THE LECTURES MY HISTORY PROFESSOR RECORDED FOR US, HIS DAUGHTER KEEPS WALKING IN ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY & ADORABLE???

[newwavedeathrat]

him: so, every president since FDR has done this, but-

her: walks in with a barbie doll

him: oh, hi, what's up?

her: fairy barbie is flying in

him: oh, okay - i'm doing a lecture right now though, so could fairy barbie fly-

her: show them fairy barbie

him: sighs.

him: okay, everyone, this is fairy barbie,

[newwavedeathrat]

reblog if you appreciate fairy barbie 👊😔

[newwavedeathrat]

update:

[guerrillatech]

[hopeless--squish]

Bin a minute since I said anything, but I wanna die :) purely for my benefit

[the-goddamn-robot]

Damn, Rome really looks great in all four seasons

Winter

Spring

Summer

Fall

[ba7raltawil]

oh my GOD

[remanence-of-love]

[valtsv]

does anyone else remember being in, like, middle school and every adult over the age of 30 being like “drawing or writing on your hands is literally the most EVIL thing you can do and can KILL you”

[sh12pen-bookfan]

My friend once put her maths homework in a bottle of water and drank it, then became ill and wasn’t able to go to school the next day, pen ink is really bad y'know

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

ok but you see what the difference here is, right? like you see the difference between drawing on your hands and drinking homework juice, right??

[tastefullyoffensive]

[itsxandy]

[catchymemes]

[recaption]

[especially]

[catboy-jim]

[borderlineblitz]

i just need to get through this week

[bruisemark]

She thicc

Thoughtful Honest Interesting Caring Compassionate

[generalcrozier]

tumblr: now all your liked posts are displayed on your blog! isn’t that cool?

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