feeling like I am perhaps downwind from an argument my brother in law is having with his fiancƩe about wedding planning
"Why is the Fiancee not given the sibling title?"
"I don't liek them"
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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if i look back, i am lost
NASA
Show & Tell
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Color Me Curious
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feeling like I am perhaps downwind from an argument my brother in law is having with his fiancƩe about wedding planning
"Why is the Fiancee not given the sibling title?"
"I don't liek them"
name 1 thing you cant see 1 thing you cant touch 1 thing you cant hear 1 thing you cant smell 1 thing you cant taste and everything you cant have
This is a guide on how to get INTO a panic attack
Grave news, my lord: we have received a messenger from the West who brings news that a cute tiny little trans girl is getting oh so cozy wozy in bed - and she has nobody to cuddle her, my lord. This is a matter of utmost urgency.
Send her the knights! And the dragons too!
sometimes i will say things about the unquenchable thirst that comes with migraines and it's a 50/50 split with other migraine sufferers where half are like what are you talking about and half are like oh yeah the unquenchable thirst we've all seen it
do you experience unquenchable thirst in the prodrome, headache, or postdrome stage of a migraine?
yes
no
no migraines button (im seething w jealousy)
Bone massage⦠I want soft bones
no you donāt, bitch.
*jiggles and flops towards you* what? Huh?
INCREDIBLE to see this post out in the wild
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*gently offers you a fruit*
$10 budget Raiders of the Lost Ark
I looked for the original tweet and found more
Sometimes I'll look at a woman on the street and she's dressed in clothes that I like and has cool hair, and I think to myself, "wow... that's such good character design..."
And you know? I don't think that's normal
The loneliest girl in the world would like to message you for about 15 minutes and then ghost you forever
All the people in the notes saying 'that's too busy'... maybe this post just wasn't aimed at you.
"That's Too Busy." So sorry you were raised on Landlord White with occasional forays into Shades Of Beige and can't handle patterns or saturation in your colors.
As a kid I could sit and stare at the walls for hours in the bathroom on the right
what do you call a lesbian with long nails
single.
This is bottom erasure!
its always been surprisingly effective to look at someone being an asshole online and respond with "this is an obvious troll/ragebait" . because if youre right then youve just called them out accurately and you can move on with your life. and if youre wrong then you still kinda win because nothing gets someones goat quite like than having their argument dismissed. like sorry dude you sound so cartoonishly evil that i have assumed youre simply faking it to get a reaction. i dont believe you believe this. no normal person thinks this way. bye.
Op is obviously ragebaiting.
water doesn't make rocks smooth. they hired me to go down to the beach with a sander every night and smooth them myself. it's not much and it's not honest work.
You could say it's dishonest work, actually
Reblog this poll with your age in the tags. Are you younger, older, or the exact same age as the person you reblogged this from?
Older
Younger
Same age
the problem with calling inanimate objects āgirlā is that once you start you cannot stop. I said āgirlā to the dishwasher because that bitch would not close no matter how hard I whacked her pussy. what is wrong with me
According to color theory, brown has more positive connotations than negative. Brown is associated with nature, stability, and warmth. Also a rich neutral tone goes well with most decor.
According to all known laws of aviation, take a goddamb shit on the floor
did i ever talk about how my cat lit himself on fire
Story time please!