call his thighs awareness the way i'm spreading them

come be gay with me twin it's gonna be so fun and whimsical twin im madhu twin

[horny-caterpillar]

Oh twist the knife again I'm close

[feeshu09]

It only took me a dozen plus times of rewatching phm to realize that grace has a beauty mark on the side of his face. And Liu Qingge has one too! Oh my, how convenient 😌

Meanwhile Rocky has had it up to here with both of them.

[notoisstrange]

Bingy

[yiiiiiiiikes25]

shane’s so fucking brave, man. where the fuck would they be if shane weren’t so full of courage

[cordia1ly]

she’s drawing fanarts for her gf’s fanfics

[mxvendetta]

idk how I wanna draw this guy lol I may delete later 😕

[bipolar4autistic]

ilya crying during/after sex: godddddd this is fucking embarrassing if shane notices im jumping off the roof . fuck. fuck meeeeee my dad was right. about all of it. about all of me.. fuck !!!!!!!!

ilya seeing shane cry during/after sex: YAHOO!!! YIPPEE!!!! YAAY!!! YESSSS!!!!!! THANK YOU GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thumping-whumper]

Love going to bed with a new, good daydream scenario fresh in my mind. Like yes girl, movie night!

[red-garden]

SY: And you wanna know the thing that kills me the most?! Your writing had so much story potential— you clearly show you can world build well, and your characterization of Bingge was fascinating. Even your prose was similar to ‘Dawn of the Red Mountain’, which won awards!! Clearly you know how to write well, but you’re such a fucking coward you never commit!!!!

SQH: Wait you read ‘Dawn of the Red Mountain’? As in critically acclaimed novel ‘Dawn of the Red Mountain’? By author Xiang Fei?

SY: Yes, though you clearly didn’t or you would know how to write male leads with complex relationships to papapa and strong platonic relationships.

SQH: BITCH IM XIANG FEI. PUT THAT UP YOUR ASS AND BOUNCE, YOU’RE DICK RIDING FOR ME!!!

[red-garden]

I want everyone to know I only made this post to introduce “put that up your ass and bounce” in lieu of “put that in your pipe and smoke it”. Hashtag smoking kills

[darlingofdots]

people who definitely know that Hollander and/or Rozanov have A Thing With A Man (of variably certain identity):

various dentists

hotel housekeeping staff

the kid who works late shifts at the drugstore where Ilya buys condoms (often) and lube (less often)

cleaners and laundry service employees

a kid on vacation with his parents in Vegas bored out of his mind because he's 14 and not allowed in the bars or casinos at their hotel and he's really hitting the grumpy teenager phase so he's pissed at his parents because he wanted to go birdwatching in the desert and instead he's on the hotel roof at night pointing his sick-ass binoculars (which he bought himself with money he earned by mowing their neighbours' lawns for a year) at the surrounding buildings and oh look there's two people making out on that rooftop terrace—wait, isn't that the guy from the Rolex ads?

Janice at the grocery store closest to the Hollander cottages who knows damn well that "David's boy" doesn't eat Nutella

the Voyageurs' nutritionist knows Hollander is fucking someone working for the Bears because he might not log it as sex but even Hollander doesn't actually do extra cardio after a game

employee at an airport phone repair kiosk in Chicago who was checking Ilya’s battery specs when "Jane" texted him "If I win you suck my dick first"

one of the parents at Game Changers Hockey Camp who is a couple's counsellor and a bit too good at her job

Gerry (78) three doors down from the Hollanders who has lived in his house since he was born and has made it his solemn duty to know everything that goes on in his neighbourhood

the owner of the bespoke jeweller's shop once Shane Hollander purchases the second ring, which is identical to the first, and a plain gold chain

the apprentice of the bespoke jeweller's shop a week before that when he recognises the ring he watched his boss make for Shane Hollander sitting on Ilya Rozanov's bare chest in a post-game interview on TV

[currently-haunted]

sj in water prison </3 in my defense he still has his limbs so it could be worse

[northernsunsets]

Thoughts on a new brother

[wingsseni]

liliya and jane selfies ♡ might as well post them here too

[wingsseni]

hollanov & the hollanovlings, family vacay memories 🦋

[umpquensis]

I know it’s charisma bias but I think some of those dog coded characters are actually horse coded

[umpquensis]

I could hurt you without meaning to. I am more powerful than you could ever be. If I do not remain calm I could kill you. I am meant to be wild, to roam free. But I will do anything for you. You can hurt me and I will listen. I am worthless if I cannot do my duty. I would carry your body long after you died. I would die for you. I will dedicate my life to you, even if I am only ever a tool in your eyes. We will never be equals, I am yours to command.

[flyora]

shall I add a description here?

[themoonandmyman]

baby Ilya’s tiny angry Russian ranting when Irina won’t let him stay on the ice and his cheeks are all bright pink and his little nose is wet and he’s plopping down onto the ice and crossing his arms and yelling NYET NYET NYET.

Across the ocean at the exact same time, the exact same thing is happening to a very exhausted Yuna Hollander.