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my bodys looking wrong. +18

[mysticetes]

you freaks are gonna "do whatever you want forever" your way into a broken nose one of these days

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[infertilityidol]

[maja-paja]

[horropedia]

tumblr has its problems but at least its not forcing me to see ads imploring me to tour in israel after i BLOCKED AND MUTED AND PRESSED NOT INTERESTED ON THE ACCOUNT THE AD IS FROM

[yellow-cat]

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

[ceruleanheaven]

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

[whimsycentral]

🌀 Beating Mini Kaito The Fuck Up stimboard! 🥏

~~ requested by @hy4c1nthh ~~ thank you! 😊💙

[segamascott]

[pcktknife]

they are snacking buddies :] 🍡

[the-muppet-joker]

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

[friedsaturn]

💜

[friedsaturn]

firefighter skin Wuyang Ye you're so.....

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[fairycosmos]

i don’t careee i don’t careee I don’t careee i don’t CAREEEEEEE

[velvetys]

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[fishingboatproceeds]

whats a tumblypoo

I’ve been calling you people tumblypoos since 2011. 

I find it odd that people only just now seem to be realizing that I am a dork.

[sabrnia-deactivated20150929]

we hate you john green

[fishingboatproceeds]

My name is not important. What is important is what I’m going to do… I just fuckin’ hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It’s time for me to kill. And it’s time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.

[sabrnia-deactivated20150929]

hey johny my bro relax