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!EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS!

i don't really post my art on here a lot but i'm kinda struggling a lot and despite not really having a lot of confidence or pride in my art, i have been encouraged my multiple different people to try out commissions and also don't really have many other choices right now, i'm entirely trying to stay afloat through doordashing until i find a summer job (working in education kinda sucks).

base pay is based on the amount of character and then specifics will add more to the overall price, as seen as above (will include photo id!). under more i'll put some recent art so you have an idea of my portfolio and put what those artwork would've cost as a commission in the photo id so that there's an example of how the pricing works!

#emergency commissions #emergency comms open #art comms open #comms #commisions open #art commisions #art commissions open #spidersona #blinkies

bred-is-a-dumb-name

Uhhh deltarune tomorrow so have some floweys bc im manifesting him in ch5 <33

homunculus-argument

"Bitches with no car be everywh

my fatass thumbs pressed something wrong on my phone to summon that gif and actually nvm that's much funnier than what I was going to say.

mahohikaru

you summoned them. The bitches with no car

fondesmode

I think flinching is such a hit or miss reflex. Like yea a tiny bit of boiling water touched my hand but i dont think reflexivly throwing the water everywhere is a good defensive measure perhaps. might be even worse actually

dragon-in-a-fez

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly

yokowan

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.