I talk shit about horror movies on the internet.

Are you familiar with the old human saying I wanna shoot you so bad my dick is hard.

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Piglet 2025

I know it has been a while, but ya girl has been depressed and unmotivated. But if you have been here a while you would know I fucking love a Poohniverse movie and I love a drunk review, so here I am halfway through my LITre of $6 Aldi wine ready to talk shit about Piglet.To start with this has a very distinct hue that you only ever get from D-grade, direct-to-DVD movies.THe sound mixing is…

Piglet 2025

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It's What's Inside.

I’m going a little off topic today, this isn’t a movie that I would class as a “horror” movie, but I think it should be talked about. It’s What’s Inside was written and directed by Greg Jardin who’s work I was not familiar withBut this movie was so fucking refreshing. I had absolutely no idea where this movie was going to end up, and the ending not being perfectly wrapped up in a little bow was a…

It's What's Inside.

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What Makes a Movie a Slasher Movie?

After my DISAPPOINTMENT with Predator Badlands,(you can read my review here) I spent a lot of time reading/listening to other peoples reviews, and more than one called badlands a slasher movie. I even found a reddit post that called final destination: Bloodlines a slasher movie! Now if you were to ask me, I would say that slashers are my favourite type of horror movie, and I fucking love…

What Makes a Movie a Slasher Movie?

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Predator Badlands

It’s time for a Predator Badlands rant. It has been almost a month since I saw this movie and I am still fucking mad about it. I think the trailer was purposely deceptive to get Predator fans to go the the cinema, because if they had actually showed what the movie was like, I sure as hell would not have paid nearly $50 for those tickets.On the way home I pulled up the trailer because if they has…

Predator Badlands

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Revisiting Horror Movies I Hated

I have decided to torture myself and revisit a bunch of horror movies I hated and see if I now like them.It only felt right to start with Mother!, which I hated so much I felt the need to start this blogYou can read my original review here Mother! is written and directed by Darren Aronofsky who out of his 11 writing credits and 21 Directing credits would be more likely known for Requiem for a…

Revisiting Horror Movies I Hated

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Caveat - A Drunk Review.

Caveat is written and directed by Damian Mc Carthy. For anyone that has been paying attention you will know my feelings for Damian Mc Carthy. Oddity was my top movie of 2024 (you can read my review here) and I was so excited when I saw that this movie was available on prime. Tonight’s drunk review is brought to you by 19 Crimes Shiraz. For Legal reasons I will add that I am in no way sponsored…

Caveat - A Drunk Review.

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My Thoughts on the Top 10 "Best Horror Movies of 2024"

I know, I know. It’s almost April, but it was a busy start to the year and it took me a while to catch up on everything that came out in 2024, So now a bunch of new movies have come out and nobody cares, I am going to talk about the “favourites” of last year.”In a haze of motivation one day I decided to go through every “best horror movies of 2024” list I could find on the internet, created a…

My Thoughts on the Top 10 "Best Horror Movies of 2024"

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On this day in horror history. 44 years ago, on February 7, 1980, Cannibal Holocaust shocked the world. Banned in multiple countries, accused of being a real snuff film, and landing its director in court, this gruesome classic remains one of the most controversial horror films ever made.

Love it or loathe it, there’s no denying its impact on the genre. Have you dared to watch?

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BTS OF HELLRAISER - 1987

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On this day 25 years ago Gale Weathers debuted her new bangs when Scream 3 hit the theatres in the US and Canada.

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On This Day in 1972, Cinema Got a Bit More Sinister.

Stanley Kubrick’s A Clockwork Orange hit theatres in the US. Shocking audiences with its dystopian vision, ultraviolence, and unforgettable use of Beethoven. Malcolm McDowell’s chilling portrayal of Alex DeLarge made us question free will, morality, and just how disturbing a film could truly be.

More than 50 years later, it’s still as provocative and influential as ever. Love it or loathe it, you can’t deny its impact!

What’s your favourite (or most disturbing) scene from this cult classic?

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On this day in 2001. Our favourite TV vampire David Boreanaz made his horror movie debut with Valentine.

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Scream King - Christopher Walken

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On January 31st 2003 and entire generation got a new phobia of driving behind log trucks when Final Destination 2 was released.

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Scott Foley has reportedly been cast in Scream 7.

Foley played Roman Bridger, Sidney's half brother and the only Ghostface to not have a partner.

This announcement brings up quite a few questions!

Do you think he is still alive or will it be a flashback?

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27 Years ago today Deep Rising hit cinemas in the United States. It mostly got panned by critics who claimed it was just an Alien Knock off. It has since gained quite the cult following and has definitely withstood the test of time.