they call me lauda tabasko

laura. 28. out and proud queer and Hufflepuff.

[hot-suss]

That book Are You My Mother? Except the duck is me and all the other characters are my failed relationships.

[cherryhomo]

sirens wouldn’t work on lesbians bc they’d be serenading us and we’d be like ‘oh she just means it as a friend! she’s being nice :)’

[spearxwind]

2015 me: i gotta be respectable and normal, act seriously for ppl to take me seriously, i shouldnt go out of line with my words either

2018 me with a megaphone on my porch: 

[theweirdwideweb]

[kedreeva]

Soulmates are not your ~other half~, that’s just nonsense. You are a whole person already, not half a person. A soulmate isn’t even inherently romantic. A soulmate is just the other sock in a matched set. You’re still a whole, complete sock on your own, you are perfectly functional paired with any other sock, it’s just that it’s even better when you match. A soulmate is literally just the person who makes your soul go “!!! Same hat!!!” and wave excitedly.

[thegirlwiththepurpleguitar]

i love this

[commanderalexa]

wlw waiting for the other to act on their feelings first

[pondwitch]

cool new tumblr trend : “goodposting”

its when you share fun interesting things in a calm and friendly way

[powerburial]

goodposting example: hey guys, just fucked a bug

[pondwitch]

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

[ariana-news]

There is nothing more infectious than the joy and love that the LGBTQ community exudes. I grew up with a gay brother whose every move I would emulate. I idolized him. Everything Frankie did, I would do. I can’t remember a difference between Frankie before he came out and Frankie after he came out. He’s always just been Frankie. Sexuality and gender were never topics my family and I were afraid to discuss. When Frankie came out my surprisingly unfazed (for his age) grandfather said “Congrats! Can we go to dinner now? I’m fuckin’ hungry.”

I was taught to do my makeup by queens in gay bars in New York City. I made my Broadway debut at 14 years old and did 8 shows a week but there was never a night I was too tired to run to a gay bar and do a quick Whitney cover before bed. My music being embraced and celebrated by the LGBTQ community is all I ever truly cared about when I thought about my career goals early on. There’s no award I could win or accolade I could receive that would fulfill me more than seeing a 6-foot queen with a 4-foot ponytail walk into my meet n greet and say “hey girl” or meeting a young queer person at Starbucks and them letting me know that my music has helped them become who they are. Literally nothing. Love is like music. It knows no boundaries and isn’t exclusive to any one gender, sexuality, race, religion, age or creed. It’s a freedom and a delicious luxury that all people should be able to sink into and enjoy every moment of. I am eternally indebted to and inspired by the LGBTQ community. I hope to create anthems for you that wrap you up with comfort and make you get your best life for as long as I live. Thank you for celebrating me the way I celebrate you.

I love you forever.

- Ariana Grande’s love letter to the LGBT community

[uglyloki]

thor ragnarok boys [x] 

[fuckinglovebrit]

[pavelchekovswig]

Thor explaining Get Help to Loki

Loki: so go over it one last time

Thor: so you pretend to be injured and I carry you into the room of guards shouting “GET HELP, MY BROTHER IS INJURED” to get their attention and then I YEET you at them, knocking them all over

Loki: I’m sorry, you what me?

Thor: YEET, the man of spiders told me about it, it’s a very useful and expressive term

[wetheurban]

Artist Harmonia Rosales Reimagines Classic Works With Black Femininity

[gahdamnpunk]

I’M DEAD AFSHGASJHJHA

[kibibarel]

my host mom in Japan referred to her Roomba as “Roomba-san” and when it would get stuck she would just look over it and softly say “ganbatte, Roomba-san…ganbatte” as it made distressed beeping noises at her

[whoopsrobots]

“Ganbatte: Cheer up, Be courageous, Do your best”

[writteninsomnia]

This is so pure. OMG

[l-ile]

[vladtheunfollower]

absolute madman

[maeborowski]

self portrait

[hot-suss]

someone draw

[4gifs]

[demo-espeon]

Did a bunch of dogs breakup a fight between two cats? Am I seeing this right??

[bangtangeneral-deactivated20181]

Having none of that shit today.

[ghdos-blog]

“Ay man, y’all chill the fuck out. Y’all fucking up the party.”

[smearedlipstick-deactivated2015]

I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I’M SEEING

[askfordoodles]

Pack animals like dogs don’t tolerate dissent in their group because it weakens the pack’s social structure… There are similar clips on youtube of them breaking up rabbit and rooster fights… They don’t care what species you are, they just want you to CUT THAT SHIT OUT.

[impostoralice-deactivated201511]

They don’t differentiate species because dogs think everything else is just a weird dog. 

[daughterofthestars]

ANIMAL BEHAVIOR IS FUN MAN OMG

[makesmysoulache]

“EVERYONE ELSE IS JUST A WEIRD DOG” This is painfully accurate