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Reblog if you support self-insert ships, art, and stories!!
OH MY GOD IF YOU HAVE SELF INSERTS AND YOU WANT TO SHOW THEM TO ME FUCKIN GIMME THAT SHIT I LOVE IT
YES! That's the energy I'm looking for!! 😁😁
Self inserts are ok👏 cringe culture is dead 👏 draw that fan art of your self insert cuddling with your fave 😊👏 this has been a PSA👏
the thing all sherlock holmes adaptations get wrong is making the guy an irredeemable asshole who treats everyone like shit . not only is it not reflective of the original stories they miss that “nice, smart, well mannered dude who snorts coke when he needs to think” is possibly the funniest character ever devised
I feel like the modern equivalent is that guy you think is super well put together until you find out exactly how much red bull he ingests on a regular basis.
Modern Sherlock is that very nice English Professor-seeming guy who you bring a problem and while walking from the door of his office to his desk he starts explaining the entire solution you need
And upon reaching his desk he’s like “Excuse me one moment.” and pulls out one of those huge Monster canisters they legally aren’t allowed to make anymore, cracks the whole thing, chugs it, takes a deep breath, and then nods at you and is like “Alright, and then what you need to do is…”
Imagine how much better the dynamic of bbc sherlock could have been if they did this.
why even modernize it to energy drinks??? coke didn’t go anywhere. we still have coke. energy drinks aren’t NEARLY chaotic enough.
Its is more like you hiring some guy to do private investigation about how your husband maybe cheating on you and Sherlock comes to your house high as fuck. Walks into your living room and without taking a moment to even talk to you or sign any paperwork, he turns around—pupils as big as god—and just says
“Its your best friend Brenda. I’ll email you the invoice.”
and walks right out of your house.
Because when it was written cocaine was legal and even considered healthy and useful by some laypeople, even though doctors knew it wasn’t, and Watson was always trying to stop people from encouraging Sherlock’s addiction because HE KNEW BETTER.
So consider this, Holmes, at 2am, desperately searching the flat for the stashes of NOS cans, only to keep coming up with passive aggressive pamphlets about the dangers of caffeine overdose.
Watson wakes up to a stench like Satan’s ass to find Sherlock sitting by his bed with a re-heated pot of cold brewed Deathwish Coffee that had been hidden in the back of the toilet tank (brewing) for five months. Sherlock is trying to say he’s proud of John’s cleverness in finding most of the stashes, but he’s passed into the fifth dimension and all John gets is a creepy vibrating grin and a sound like a shaken cat.
TLDR, Sherlock did die when he fell off the Falls, but he was so coked up his body didn’t stop moving until like a decade later.
Sherlock as one of those cryptid types the baristas talk about (there’s a post floating around somewhere) who comes in and orders a venti with as many shots as they are legally allowed to add, plus a few more for good measure (and a hefty tip) and then adds energy drink on top of it before chugging the whole thing, to the absolute horror of the cafe staff.
This is the kind of Sherlock Holmes discourse I demand on my dash. Bring me more!
Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.
- submitted by Gene
why is he tearing down a wall with an axe
i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall
Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone
how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim
I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP*
“I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.”
“Ha ha, and then what? ;) ”
“For the love of God, Montresor!” -Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe
Incessantly, I heard a smacking, as of some entitled dipshit whacking, whacking on my chamber door.
Resignedly, I placed another layer, voicing a quiet, repeated prayer, “This dude thinks he’s a player, but I am not a point to score, he should fuck off and bother me no more.”
Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”
- The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro
edgar allen bro
Oh my god
holy shit
Edgar Allan Bro
Edgelord Allan Bro
Cask Of A Fuckboy
QUOTH THE FRIENDZONED “FUCKING WHORE”
IM LOSING MY SHIT
pay your respecc
yeah libraries are cool but have you ever found a library with a secret doorway disguised as a bookshelf that leads to a smaller, hidden library filled with ancient books full of mysteries and forgotten knowledge? me neither and i'm sad about it
I did not either. But if I had, I would never tell anyone and keep it for myself.
Yo... intente hacer un lunario 🎑 pero al parecer no salio tan bien como pensé que me quedaría, me falta muchas cosas 🤔 pero espero conseguir algo mejor en los próximos eventos para poder cosplayar a mis Nikkis 😘 mejor
Person A: “You wont kill me.”
Person B: “What makes you so sure?”
Person A: “Because you’re madly in love with me.”
Person B: “…..Come again?”
Person B:
That was exactly the face she made.
SOME people appreciate a good performance.
ADORABLE
god imagine going on a pub date with your girlfriend and a goose famous across the village for being horrible shows up and very politely puts on a show for the two of you. what a magical date that would be.
Writing Prompts to Get to Know Your Characters Better
I’ve created a list of 48 different scene prompts to get more familiar with your characters and their relationships, that are more fun (in my opinion) than lists of deep questions to ask yourself about them. Feel free to do as many (or as few) if you want. If you answer any, please tag me!
Individual Characters
Write a description of them from the point of view of their best friend or a person who has a crush on them.
Write a description of them from the point of view of a person who absolutely hates them.
Write their earliest or favorite memory.
Design what their Instagram page would look like. (Yes, even if they’re from a time when they don’t have Instagram.)
Write their death scene, even if you’re not planning on killing them within the piece.
Alternatively, write them a eulogy or obituary.
Your character is in high school, and has become valedictorian and has to give a speech at graduation. Write it.
Write a letter of recommendation for this character. For what? I don’t care. Write it.
Your character has a YouTube channel. Write the script for their most watched video.
Write the notes written on the doctor or therapist’s clipboard after a meeting with the character.
Your character has been arrested. Write the news posting.
What song did your character make an embarrassing dancing video to as a child?
Your character has become a celebrity and is on a talk show, telling the story of a traumatic childhood memory…
One-On-One Friendships
First meeting scene has been done so many times. Write the first fight instead.
Write a series of text conversations between the two.
How would they behave at an elementary school sleepover?
One friend has been detained–arrested, grounded, detention, you choose–and the other is trying to convince the detainer to let them out.
The two decide to enter the school talent show, solely for the $50 Cheesecake Factory gift card prize.
For whatever reason, they must pretend to be siblings. Bonus points if they are different races or just look nothing alike.
One friend got evicted, and has to live with the other for a week.
They’ve been working on a joint bucket list since they became close. Write the list.
One is extremely drunk and the other must stop them, as they have decided that now is the time when they just have to…
Your characters reunite in a nursing home in their 90s after not having seen each other for at least a decade.
A creep hits on one of them, and as friends do, they pretend they’re dating to ward off said creep. Only problem? Said creep keeps showing up.
The maid of honor/best man speech.
Friend Groups
They’ve been in a car together for 6 hours on a road trip, and someone tries the dreaded “Are we there yet?”.
A group picture goes horribly wrong. Write the scene– or draw the picture if you’re a visual artist.
It’s middle school. There’s a snow day. Everyone goes sledding. And then…
Compile the memes that are most commonly sent in the group chat.
They discover one of them has never seen Star Wars. Write the following discourse and movie marathon.
Look up “Most likely to” challenges on YouTube, write down the best questions, and use them with the group. Even better, write a scene where the group is using them with each other.
Write your characters as overly passionate PTA members planning the next school fundraiser.
One of them goes out of town, and the group has to watch their house/plants/pet/kid while they’re gone.
A member of the group was minorly wronged. Everyone decides to enact petty revenge.
The wedding was going so well, until the rest of the friends decided to make the reception a little more interesting.
One friend works at a restaurant. The rest decide to eat there while the friend is working. Describe how the group gets the friend fired in one night.
For whatever reason, nobody can go home for Thanksgiving. They decide to have Thanksgiving together instead.
Romantic Relationships
Write a breakup scene. Doesn’t matter if they’re not going to break up in your piece.
Write the moments when they each knew.
One’s meeting the other’s parents for the first time, and accidentally lets slip that…
The siblings/friends scheming together about how to get the two to date without being creepy.
Write the stupidest argument they’ve ever had.
What text message conversation is framed in their apartment/house?
Somehow kill one of them, and let the other react.
It’s Valentine’s Day. The couple goes out to eat, when both of their exes walk in… with each other.
The Mario Kart match neither of them is allowed to talk about.
They’re not speaking. Write the development of the fight only through conversations with the buffer friend.
Write a proposal scene, even if you’re not planning on them getting married in your piece.
They return to the place where they first met/kissed/dated. Somehow, the place has been changed, and not for the better.
This clip from the special Ed Edd n Eddy documentary is super cute. I love it.
Are you freaking kidding me?
I’ve had nightmares about shit like this. I’ve dreamt I drove a bus off a cliff once and woke up after the bus crashed.
Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.
everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust along w/ your fighting style”
Jewellery manipulation and telekinetic taste…
Subconscious Walking and Neon Flight
I’m sorry joy but luck is an ass
