sweet mother of salad

Hi, i'm Mischa and nothing ever happens to me hockeysalad.tumblr.com

[pisshandkerchief]

i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer

[sweatermuppet]

i can't keep living like this!!! [does not change a single aspect of my life]

[sliversoakley4]

this used to be the oldest bar in texas until they built an older one

[escuerzoresucitado]

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[hauntingyourself]

You just hate me because the patterns on my clothes move around like they do on chowder and yours don’t

[im-mender]

[spyrowiki]

[im-mender]

[grillmasterxbbq]

waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

[volach-deactivated20240208]

It's important to humble male celebrities with the fact that they are laying eggs on ao3

[garbossed]

death penoty

[moonkitty]

cooking mama castlevania spinoff cancelled 2020 e3 leak

[zinan-kg-deactivated20210113]

This video lives rent free in my head

[lemon-mold]

Us: Melons

Staff:

[spacehunter-m]

fred likes to say tréasure

[sirobvious]

Did a nuclear fucking bomb go off in that second one

[catchymemes]

[avvocarlo]

me coming home to my gamer wife and children: greatest of keks everyone, score any sick headshots today??? oh thank you honey I’d love a bowl of soda soup, please don’t get triggered if I don’t like it this time

[down-with-capitalism]

Zelda sweetie, you’ve hardly touched your Doritos. What’s got you so butthurt?

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[untexting]

[heyfunniest]

I HATE THIS LAMAOSDOASD