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ewaneneollav

wolchefant

this is what it feels like to be insane

#videos #this is straight up the funniest video i have ever seen

dfilms-deactivated20161206

How To Dance, 1953

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Me

beefandcorn

Im scooby

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Scooby…….

slightmood

good evening does anyone remember that one disney channel movie where a family wins an entire house that’s artificially intelligent like Siri but as the movie progresses the house becomes more and more strict and obsessive and eventually it holds the family hostage

slutforfood

nope how was your day today?

slightmood

very good! it was raining and there was a nice slug on the pavement

slutforfood

wow!! right on the pavement?

slightmood

right on the pavement!

saperion

It was called Smart House

luisonte

Coño don limpio

glitterhoney2

mr clean off the shits

shoutoutaday

shoutout to blood we have a lot of it

vintagecomputer

ip2lb

HELLO?!?!????

thechimie-deactivated20160127

Horror movie trailer editors struggling to find a children’s nursery rhyme that already hasn’t been used for a different horror movie trailer

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*creepy child’s voice singing* Milk milk…. lemonade… ‘round the corner… fudge is made

rslashrats

girl i can make that urethra click

epic-leprachaun

excuse me?

rslashrats

sorry let me repeat myself: girl i can make that urethra click

khe1

I am full of hate

nest-deactivated20181209

Yoshi would never say this.

nest-deactivated20181209

Yoshi would never say this.

rrozeselavy-deactivated-deactiv

rich ppl are like so easily convinced abt ghosts I remember growing up it was near this vacant lot and whenever I broke a toy instead of going to face the wrath of my mother I would fucking bury it in that lot and then sure enough, some dude tried to develop the land and found a ton of buried rotten dolls and shit and told everyone it was haunted

it’s been over a decade and that lot is still vacant

johnnyfourballs

You single handedly tanked the value of someone’s prime real estate and that makes me happy

derinthescarletpescatarian

As soon as I read this I immediately started thinking of ways to do this on purpose to get cheap land and I was five posts down my dash before I realised I was becoming Scooby Doo villain

mothsplaining

when dogs are scary smart

over the last several months, we have been implementing a protocol to eliminate karybelle the sheltie’s barking surrounding her mealtimes. we have accomplished this by initially introducing an alternate activity during prep time (stuffed kong) and religiously giving her a time out gated in the yard if she stops that activity to bark, thus delaying her dinner until she’s quiet. this has been extremely successful; she’s gone from barking literally 100+ times during meal prep to barking 0 times, and only occasionally slips up. the behavior she has chosen to replace her meal-prep-screaming (after all, that energy has to go somewhere) is frantically - but silently - running circles around the coffee table to finally slam into a perfect down-stay as her bowl is set down.

this evening as the food was coming out, karybelle seamlessly slipped into her silent circling routine. except after a couple of reps, she abruptly changed course, yeeted herself out the dog door, barked once, and immediately jumped back in to resume her circling.

if that isn’t a demonstration of crystal clear understanding of criteria, i...don’t know what is lmao