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@houseofgay
*taps mic* CALLING KARA DANVERS, CALLING KARA DANVERS! PLEASE COME COLLECT YOUR WIFE ON ISLE 69. SHE'S LONELY AND FEELING KISS DEPRIVED.
New at 11 there is a himbo-shaped hole in the wall at Catco Worldwide, with similar damage in the facade of the Hole Foods downtown. We're live with investigation lead Special Agent Alex Danvers for further details. Agent Danvers, what can you tell us so far?
@ every trans boy, trans girl, or nb or ace reading this right now
donât make me tap the signâŠ
me trying to communicate that i am also gay through my eyeballs whenever I think the cashier is gay not to hit on them obviously just to let them know we are the same
Me, a cashier trying to communicate to the customer that i think is gay that im not hitting on them but that i am also gay
âIn 1986 Grandma was worried I wasnât settling down. So I told her I was having a relationshipâwith a woman. âI am settling down, in my own way.â And the sunlight settled on the dust on the mantlepiece and the cat settled in Grandmaâs lap and Grandma said there were two nurses boarding in her motherâs house in Yorkshire in 1916. And Grandma said she was in love with one of them. 70 years later, she still remembered waiting at the bottom of the boarding-house stairs to blush and smile hello at the funny, dark-eyed nurse she loved. Love between women? Unforgettable.â
â Eleni Prineas, in Finding the Lesbians: Personal Accounts from Around the World (via oikabooks)
you can treat me like a princess and iâll treat you like a princess we can be gay princesses together
i am indifferent towards your shoelaces
thanks. i obtained them through entirely legal means wholly unrelated to any country's head of state
protect the children
...do they not know? Do they not understand the ancient texts?
The old ways are not taught to the younger generations, they are left to be forgotten along with the tragedies of the past.
I kind of love that one of Jane Austen's biggest fans was the Prince Regent (later George IV). She didn't think very well of the nobility in general, but she motherfucking hated him, a wastrel who very flagrantly cheated on his wife.
But he loved her writing, was the first recorded purchaser of Sense and Sensibility, and kept copies of her books in all his residences. She never made enough from her writing to live on during her lifetime, so this wasn't support she could casually toss aside. His librarian kept suggesting ideas for new books to her, which she turned down with exquisite politeness. Much to her aggravation, she found herself obliged to dedicate Emma to the man.
Local Novelist Is So Talented She Can't Beat Royal Patron Off With A Stick
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I've thought about it and this is so funny because a moral novelist having to civilly endure being patronized by a dissolute nobleman who loves but also totally doesn't get her books is exactly the kind of thing that would happen in a Jane Austen novel.
a wonderful pre-plague memory which I just recalled because I used the same justification again, while talking with my dumbass right-leaning holier than thou coworkers:
was forced to talk with a horribly passive aggressive catholic family of a friend as I was helping her move out. you know the type -- not outright hostile, but always making snide remarks under the pretence of polite conversation or curiosity.
I was waiting for her and they were watching TV, and some nonsense came up about the youth's access to media which can "corrupt them". you know, help them realise other sexualities exist and all that modern horror.
"it all starts somewhere, yes" the woman said, her aunt I think, "they are born normal but then they look at certain things too much and their brains get skewed"
they all, of course, knew that my friend wasn't straight. reason for her moving out, after all. but I think that because of the fact that I wasn't saying anything and compared to my friend looked rather... traditional, they assumed I must be, you know, "normal".
"when we were kids, we spent time outside or in a church, and everyone was normal. but I do guess it has to start somewhere, especially with all that internet"
a side eye look at me, of course, to see if I agree. and I just sighed, like old people do, and replied:
"it all does start somewhere. I remember what turned me gay."
a silence, nervous sound of stirring well-stirred cold tea. but, well, point to them, I still did agree with their idea, no? on the wrong side of the barricade but I still did agree that I was turned gay by something. probably some filthy perverted movie on late night TV.
they wait. they really did wait for me to go on.
so I just sighed again, heartbroken over the fact that I was turned gay against my will. a girl from a good home!
and I explained that my unholy condition was born out of one thing and one thing only: long hours of deep contemplation of the unbelievably beautiful -- and numerous -- statues of the Virgin Mary in our local church.
oh how quiet it got. how peaceful.
they changed the channel immediately and became wildly invested in whatever was happening on the screen. the well-stirred tea won another extra stir.
and then: "god bless!" we cheerfully bid them farewell.
I use it each and every time this subject pops up now. makes for great conversation or very pleasant silence.
@hymnsofheresy
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Itâs my favorite thing when a lesbian is just like âI got extra fries with my meal, gay rightsâ or an enby is like âwow trans rights I just got a free gift card to the moviesâ or a bi dude is like âfinally found a plant that wonât die, queer rights I guess.â Like that is the funniest shit I donât care.
Even better than its negative counterpart, âitâs raining, this is homophobic,â or âreal transphobia is that I canât get past this level.â
straight people HATE when we do this. they donât understand it at all which makes it even better
Dame Archer kicks McDougalâs Scots ass there in the rain at the Washington Midsummer Renaissance Faire - August 11, 2018 - Photo by Douglas Herring
Oh NO.
me, a sheltered noblewoman: Pray who is that brave knight? Dame Archer:*turns around* me: gasp! *instantly in love*
Alicia Archer
my bi heartâŠâŠâŠ
IâVE NEVER SEEN THE ADDED PICS
*dies*
Oh shit.
GAY KNIGHTS
Fellas Iâm real gay
girls witH SworDS GIRLS WITH SWORDS fuck
*cries in very gay*
itâs a great day to be bisexual
no joke who wants a date like this?
On this video and in this environment especially, all the âbut actually stealing is badâ people need to shut the fuck up
Those people on the streets are being left to die right now. The people in this video are getting them masks, hand sanitizer, food, and more - the stuff they need to have a better chance to get through this
For fuckâs sake, if youâre going to use law and order to condemn people who are literally saving lives, you are a monster. Would you not do anything to save a life? Or is it just that you donât see the lives of unhoused people as worth protecting?
They are stealing work hours from people and causing more people to be poor cause if this shit. That is what happens so fuck your idiot self. This isnât Robin Hooding.
1. That isnât true
2. You. are. evil. If youâre willing to let people die on the streets during a pandemic in order to get retail workers decent hours, you are a fucking monster and I have no qualms telling you that. Why do the retail employeeâs wages matter to you more than the unhoused peopleâs lives? How many hours would management have to give to their employees for you to agree to put a gun against someoneâs head and shoot? If youâre really dedicated enough to the law to leave innocent people to die then youâre fucking soulless and I refuse to try to reason with you
This entirely. Iâve worked retail, they never held us accountable for losses due to theft, and honestly how could they? Shoplift, help your neighbors, the whole system is set up to hurt all of us anyway so fight it!!
Literally when I was closing for w*l-m*rt electronic section I had, IN ONE NIGHT, 6 PS4 controllers ($60 each), 3 arcade machines ($120 each), and 3 home speaker systems ($500 each) stolen while I was stocking and helping other customers and I never, EVER, was held accountable for that despite being the ONLY person in the department that night. Thatâs aprox. $2220 stolen in ONE NIGHT, and it affected me in absolutly no way.
Stealing things that you dont need? Wrong.
Stealing from small, local shops? Not only Wrong, but massively a dick move, as this IS the situation where stealing affects employees directly.
Stealing from big-name franchise stores to help yourself or others, ESPECIALLY in times of need? Punk as fuck and totally right, dont let anybody tell you otherwise. They wont notice the shit missing, and even if they do? It wont be significant enough to even *begin* to make a difference to them.
How did you say âa bunch of entertainment luxuries were stolen on my shift and there were no repercussions to me or any other workers, only losses to the company and regular people getting free luxuriesâ and then follow that up with âbut donât steal things you donât need like luxuries though, because thatâs wrong for no particular reasonâ
I really really donât get this Protestant ethic type of response from people who do support shoplifting, where something becomes immoral simply because itâs frivolous or unnecessary. I see it all the time. Like, yeah, shoplifting is a victimless crime, but only do it if youâre poor for some reason? If you steal something simply for enjoyment thatâs sinful, only people with disposable income should have PS4âČs because poor people donât deserve anything other than bare minimum paycheck-to-paycheck misery
Fuck that noise. Steal cute clothes. Pirate video games. Sneak into movies. Yes, it is bread we lift for - but we lift for roses, too
some practical advice, because while we are willing to pay a fine or go to jail for whats right, ideally that wont be necessary.
- masks are helpful in preventing the spread of covid. theyre also helpful in making you harder to identify - larger shops are more easy to steal from, you are less likely to be noticed - check. clothes. for. alarms. - buying a decoy object might be a good idea - goes without saying, if u can fit it in ur pocket, it was free anyway - dont go in, grab smthn, then go out, you might as well spend a little longer - ask an employee where something you know they dont have is if ur worried u look suspicious for legal reasons, this is a joke
sometimes im like âtone down the Self to fit inâ and other times, the voice of God comes to me in a dream and says âI didnât make you crazy for no reasonâ
shout out to ace and aro kids who are constantly bombarded with the opinion that sex and romantic love are directly connected to living a happy life.
Yâall are just reblogging this at the speed of sound tonight
Since itâs almost valentines day, and this message is about to get hammered in even more, reblogging this again.
