wheres the dingle-dangle???

Sweet Dreams For The House Stranger

[fuckaspunk]

you look at the hentai artist from chainsmoker cat and tell me that isn't tina belcher

[escuerzoresucitado]

[txttletale]

imagine that your favourite band was on a generational run of albums, putting out 10/10 after 10/10, four singles a year you'd bet money on becoming classics of the genre. now imagine that between every record they also released a full length album where they covered jingles from cereal commercials and songs by white youtube rappers about five nights at freddy's, and these releases got a hundred times the promotion and airplay as their normal stuff: that's what it feels like to enjoy magic the gathering

[deathwarlock]

my new oblivion character, evil ass freak

[conkreetmonkey]

[gremlininho]

looking. at you

[housestranger]

looʞᴉuƃ˙ ɐʇ ʎon

[footlongdingledong]

rarely do i repost things and especially from shittr but this video is shutting down core partsof my mental processing i think

[horsewheelie]

[housestranger]

the grand pete has spoken

[conventionalwisdomcomic]

Dance Dance Counter-Revolution

[mousenemy]

[ricetrippycreeps]

[gentlemanbones]

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

[dumbpuppyfag]

me (an angel): and this is the inner thigh, engineered to be the most biteable part of the entire design

god (just fumbled a tgirl, angry at world): put the femoral artery in it

[dumbpuppyfag]

"but paws how could god fumble a tgirl if He hasn't created humans yet?" she was an angel. like all trans women. write that down.

[rockdistributor100]

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

[starshipenterbis-moved-deactiva]

computer. one blunt. pre-rolled.

[jeffgerstmann]

If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?

read your bible

[marsixm]

thanks!

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[rice-w0lf]

HAD to draw what I instantly envisioned this Snake Eyes Pete guy looked like while reading this post

[grimeclown]

he looked exactly like this actually

[anphivenas]

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

[cheddar-baby]

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

[anphivenas]

He strutted his shit kinda

[ispyspookymansion]

i was trying to find this post earlier (duck duck go doesnt find posts well) and i—

[speakthewordonly]

in a kill it with your sword kill it with your sword amen mood today