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[mycherrycola]

[aptronyms]

every fictional character is bisexual unless they aren’t bisexual. this is what I believe in

[seawitchkaraoke]

Ozai is so pathetic, like that “take his bending away haha he’s harmless now” trick would never have worked on Zuko, if you took his bending away he’d just grab his swords and come at you twice as hard, Azula doesn’t have swords or anything but she’s pretty good at hand to hand and amazing at talking her way out of problems, Iroh bust himself out of prison with no bending at all, meanwhile Ozai? Gets his bending taken away and then just collapses, doesn’t even try anymore, then just sits in prison and tries to get into Zuko’s head some more, he could have trained up and tried to break out too! But no! Bet he can’t break steel bars with his bare hands. Bet he can’t kick a steel lever in two. Bet he can’t even do a flip.

Also we never really see him do any really impressive firebending apart from when he has magic comet power, I guesss he shoots some lightning at Zuko, but that’s it and Azula is still better at the lightning thing. Azula has blue flames. Zuko can do firebreakdancing and bend with his swords. Does Ozai, who is not 14 years old, have blue flames? No he doesn’t.

He didn’t even do his coup himself, Ursa had to kill Azulon for him! Could have just challenged Iroh to an Agni Kai for the throne but he didn’t bc he knew he’d lose.

And then he only ruled for like 6 years! He lost a war that had been going on for 100 years bc of a bunch of kids.

Loserlord indeed

[quendergeer]

[professorsparklepants]

– Aang after getting slightly too drunk at the 5 year anniversary of Zuko’s coronation

[aarontbeckcomestomyhousenkillsm]

simple and effective ways to deal with stress include AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[grasswrym]

companies be like yeah this UI is great and everyone is used to it. let’s change it

[rebel-girl-queen-of-my-world]

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

[wetchickenbreast]

i keep getting fines for “excessive water consumption” it’s not my fault that the basement prison cells all need their own toilets and showers. and like the prisoners are not pulling their weight AT ALL. all they do is sleep and be scared of the rats all day instead of painting with the easels i provided so the fines are really putting a financial strain on the household. if i didn’t need them for their plasma i would have killed them all already because this is nottt as financially lucrative as i thought it would be

[wetchickenbreast]

in the sims 4

[lucyscs-deactivated20250718]

why are people outside at the same time as me it’s my turn

[laqueus]

oh hp deskjet 2710e we're really in it now

[whirling-ghost]

[ID: a black and white cat lying with the side of their face pressed into a printer. end ID]

[t00thpasteface]

nothing online is ever truly deleted. except that one fucking thing you're looking for

[demilypyro]

Y'know, I've heard of gamer girls, but I've never heard of a "gamer guy." I wonder why not. Maybe it's because guys don't play videogames as much as girls do. I mean basically all girls are gamers.

[scots-dragon]

Some might argue that there are gamer guys, but they tend not to play real games that require a lot of attention like Stardew Valley or such and instead prioritise quick action titles with hand-holding mechanics like Call of Duty which barely qualify as games. Can they actually be called real gamers?

[bunmellos]

i need everyone to see the cat i met today

his name is hercule purrot

[genderfluid-druid]

[ID: two photos of a mostly black cat with a mustache-shaped white spot on its face. End ID]

[thursdayin94]

Dropped a small potato n started crying how’s everyone else doin tonight

[potato]

am on floor

[paxamericana]

Devil Eyes was a secret psychological warfare program in 2005–2006 by the United States Central Intelligence Agency to develop an Osama bin Laden action figure and distribute it in South Asia. The CIA worked in conjunction with toymaker Donald Levine, a former Hasbro executive who has been credited as the “father” of G.I. Joe toys.[1] Levine designed a twelve-inch lifelike figure of bin Laden whose face was painted with a material that, when heated, would peel off to reveal a demon-like visage with red skin, green eyes, and black markings. The goal of the program was to scare children and their parents in an effort to turn public opinion against the real bin Laden.[2]

In 2014 the CIA acknowledged the existence of the program but said it had been discontinued after Levine had produced only three prototype figurines. According to The Washington Post, however, an anonymous source with “direct knowledge of the project” said that hundreds of the toys were created and shipped to Karachi, Pakistan in 2006.[2]

[tiffanarchy]

Hey what the fuck

[freebroccoli]

Hey what the fuck??

[halles-comet]

Today I was trying to chat up this girl standing with her friend at a lesbian bar and said “oh are you two together?” meaning were you friends before being next to each other at this bar and one turns to the other and goes with all the venom of a black mamba snake “I don’t know Cara, are we?” and I was like you know what? not my table

[guldaastan]

they said that they'll pay for my college if i go to america and kill americans. im forced to accept their offer because college is literally so expensive:( btw im not like the others who take up this offer because im doing this to pay for my college while the others are doing this because they hate americans. ill fight you if you criticise me 🤬 im just a girl ☹️

[battalion-of-randos]