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My favorite meme is you

[kaijuno]

Very tense living situation happening here

[great-tweets]

“Update: The student who wrote the letter has been found and we’re in the process of finding a way to reward her for her actions. Very grateful for what she did”

[shaelit]

I love this mental image of this quietly horrified and righteous 6th grader just being like ma’am you can’t do that

[whycantibeepbadoop]

6th grader:

[phrenotobe]

#the drawing including kids in the bus windows going like :O kills me

[seabeck]

If you go chasing rabbits…

[melisica]

crocemattia

[lylylylylylylylyly]

i hope u smile when u think of me

[gloupblog]

Just because the days are repetitive at the moment, it does not mean you are not still making progress. You are not wasting your life. You still have time.

[90377]

by William Lai

[prguitarman]

I just saw the post about the original nyan cat doodle you made, can we see a picture of Marty?

[slowspinningredemption]

yes i may be evil and yes i may be deranged and yes i may be abhorrent and beyond all rational comprehension and yes i might practise dark magic and yes i might be guilty of atrocities and yes there might be no turning back from the horrors i have unleashed upon the world

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[neoncitybaby-deactivated2020041]

um it’s almost bedtime which means i’m going to have to settle down and be alone with my tho-🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢 my thought-🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢 i can’t even say it

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

“I know it hurts right now but I promise you’ll be happy again.”

— Unknown

[diary-of-a-chinese-kid]

This hotel reminds you to steal the toiletries!

[slightlynaive]

I work in hotels/resorts, and honestly, take the little shampoos and soaps! We throw them away when you leave (we don’t know if you’ve opened them and messed with them or whatever, so for health and safety it all goes in the trash) If you stay at the fancier places or chains, they’ve actually done some bit of thought into the scents for the toiletries, in that if you use them while at home you’ll remember the time you stayed at the hotel and be more likely to return. Just don’t take the towels or the robes or any of that shit, it’s expensive.

[chiiri-h]

This is true, all soaps, shampoos, and the like are tossed after a guest checks out of the hotel even if it’s clearly unopened because it is considered a health hazard violation in most places if they’re left there. If someone were to somehow get sick from it, a hotel can be shut down. Just take the toiletries, they’re ordered in bulk as is and only cost the hotel a few dollars to order them by the hundreds

[remove-the-stairs-bitch-deactiv]

Remember, kids! It’s good to commit theivery!

[microwaveabl]

me, a chaotic good thief: *scribbling notes* good…commit…theft…

[aboutstark]

Alec Hardy + Screenshots of Despair

[jazzafari]

[theambitiouswoman]

Seeing unhealthy patterns in your family and deciding that those pattens end with you and will not be passed down to future generations is an extremely brave and powerful decision.

Forgive yourself for repeating what was taught to you as a child, then put the conscious effort into deprogram these patterns.

[catchymemes]

[therobotmonster]

When life gives you bears… trick them into doing market research?

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

He’s smarter than the average focus group!

[twistedchaosofthetimelords]

My brain: real life winne the pooh

[ceescedasticity]

…What exactly do they mean by double-blind? The containers in the image are clearly labeled, so unless they’re labeled incorrectly it’s not the usual kind of double-blind…

[ceescedasticity]

I looked it up.

Link one: twitter video

Link two: Guardian article

Deviations from the post:

Not just one bear – he addresses a (possibly hypothetical) bear as ‘big boy’ in the video, but I think it’s just a generic term of address. Multiple bears.

Not double-blind trials, and I’m not sure how formal the setup was.

These two sources didn’t say anything about the quality or corn syrup content of the jam, though that doesn’t necessarily prove the original post is wrong about that.

The Guardian article only mentions three kinds of honey.

It sounds like this grew out of the guy’s unsuccessful attempts to bribe the bears into eating offered treats rather than raiding his beehives, rather than ‘hey, market research’.

However the sources agree with the overall conclusion that bears have expensive taste in honey.