why

savage with a high anxiety level | who wants to kick my ass for me

[neofooturism]

[echoweil]

[less-than-triggery]

[sloppystyle]

[bathroomcube]

hey remember how awhile back i mentioned that tiktok has a whole trend where people mix cleaning supplies well i redownloaded tiktok so im finally able to show you what i mean

[diet-soap]

I put my bare hands in this sink and get a chemical burn so bad it oozes and bubbles nonstop for days

[bathroomcube]

i have GREAT news for you

[riseofthedruids]

potion of cough up blood

[hottiewitabloggie]

people are so fucking stupid oh my god

[tami-taylors-hair]

Cleaning TikTok: We’ve mixed the perfect cleaning solution! 

Everyone Else: You’ve created mustard gas is what you’ve done. Your lungs look like you’ve just returned from the Western Front. 

[str0kethebigtree-deactivated202]

[redpandarascal]

presenting… my favorite Garfield strip of all time:

I think of this every time I am in a sunbeam and get sleepy.

[thyrell]

just came up with a really good 4 word cooking horror story but idk if you guys are ready for it

[thyrell]

2 cups vanilla extract

[femgirlfriend-moved]

[dalniente]

[kulluto]

[banana-with-a-bow-tie]

[msburgundy-but-worser-deactivat]

whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen

[hotmessrepresentation-deactivat]

i had a joke about orpheus and eurydice but looking back it wasn't a good idea

[geniusoflove]

shoop da woop, cat food scoop. gay and crunchy like fruit loop. covered in milk, sleepin on silk. got more money than your dad, also im going to fuck him

[mentholsmoker]

[playapleeth-deactivated20191009]

we thought the channel called “spice” on satellite radio was like an all Spice Girls channel but it’s a very different kind of spice

[e-moms-deactivated20230105]

oh my god

[bluidancer]

no problem

[isetmyfriendsonfire-deactivated]

you guys are all horny and stupid like cavemen

[woodmeat]

Me want toes

[egirlbutternubs]

Grug see cave painting girl with big boobs grug hit regrog

[rakarchive-deactivated20191109]

once in elementary school i got a D on a test and i legitimately thought my parents were going to kill me so at recess we had a funeral and my friends picked me flowers and pieces of grass and let them blow away in the wind it was very dramatic i cried

[mjwatson]

jenna marbles is the most underrated popular youtuber…. that doesn’t make sense but you get it

idk her videos are so pure and just meant for laughs and so straight to the point. she doesn’t give a shit if you click on her videos or not. no click bait and deceiving thumbnails. shit is straight up like ‘my dog smells soap’ and you know what? i’m going to fucking click it.

[borealing]

Men like to believe theyd be great in apocalypse scenarios but they dont even know how to sew

[madgastronomer]

Some male friends of mine were once talking about how useful they’d be in an apocalypse, and I pointed out that as a weaver and sewer and maker of stuff, I’d be pretty damn useful and they tried to tell me they could just loot clothes from WalMart and they’d be fine. As if WalMart has endless supplies without weekly deliveries.

[alls-well-that-ends-weird]

So just last night a friend of mine was talking about who he’d round up in the event of a zombie apocalypse and how I’m his go-to farmer on account of I know how to keep an entire homestead up and running and we’re talking about what kind of resources I’d need to keep a colony of about 50-ish people alive and i bring up what all goes into processing wool for clothing and such and he just kind of stops me like ‘wait, wait, we don’t need to do all of that because we can scavenge for clothes we don’t need to be able to make them’ and i’m just like, ‘dude, that works in the short-term maybe but if this community is going to be sustainable you’ve gotta have people whose job it is to make clothes and blankets and shit’

also cloth rots pretty quickly when left exposed to the elements and after the first few years or so anything we manage to scavenge isn’t going to be wearable anymore and anywho we’ve got to teach the kids everything or they’re not gonna know what to do some decades down the line when everything’s too rusted or rotted out to be of any practical use anymore, etc etc, and he’s reckoning that things like woodworking and smithing and ranching are more important than say, cleaning or cooking or dairying and meanwhile i’m just smh may all the gods have mercy on this poor fool

He also balked when i brought up how to run a laundry and what all was needed to make everyday shit like soap and toothpaste - like dude, you think this is going to be all about hunting and scavenging and being neato manly-man drifters like in the walking dead let me teach you a thing about keeping a village alive and healthy for more than a week man most of it is shit you keep thinking is non-essential on account of it being “women’s work” or “simple chores” that’re actually pretty labor-intensive and take time, training, knowledge, and practice to do successfully, let alone well, and are 100% absolutely necessary work in order for you to have any reasonably good quality of life after the world ends

[lierdumoa]

I’m reminded of this post I read a while back about some guy who thought his underwear lasted years because his wife would periodically replace his boxers and socks with identical boxers and socks when they started to look old and he just … never noticed.

[pupppylover-deactivated20181221]

Director Brad Bird talks about how they came up with the name for “Ratatouille” 

[kronosa113]

He’s so great

[keithharingmural]

P