More Powerful Than Any God—

— alive or dead. also sexier than all of them. ★ Ander, he/they ★

[hubristicwizard]

HEglo! i am a summon SLIME summoned :) little slime i took of this picture with the oRb and put it in the the words box!!! this guy is guy the guy who summoned me. ummmm Mister Ander??? any way HE is yelling now! And dispelling of me ME the slime little slime,, goodbye!!!!!

[bonesbeetle]

my thrall told me it wanted to be more independent so i imprisoned its soul in a necklace. how's that for in de pendant you little shit

[nigelgraz]

Trusted the process and moved past the I Wanna Die stage of my painting yippeee

[nigelgraz]

Said stage btw vs the rendered ver

[herssian]

deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok

[herssian]

i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you

[pumpkinupsidedowncake]

@hubristicwizard

[lokaror]

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

[lokaror]

Cops are here.

[lokaror]

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

[wyrmoftheweb]

well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?

[pisces-core]

[hubristicwizard]

of course i am not "Burnt Out" or suffering from "Spellcaster's Block" or whatever. i am simply so busy thinking of all the really great potions and spells i'm GOING to make that i don't have time to actually make any of them.

[crucifixpng]

♱ MISCELLANEOUS WHIMSIGOTH PNGS ♱

[notahorseindisguise]

fucked up the roster for the week and accidentally scheduled two guards who only tell the truth on the same day. fuuuuck now anyone can find out which is the right path to go down

[notahorseindisguise]

asked my guards what i should do about it and one of them said "stop relying on convoluted puzzles to protect your castle" and the other said "yeah i agree with him" maybe theyre both liars

[jeleepng]

[elvis-official]

do you hate the French as much as I do?

Woah mama I don't hate anyone except wizards

[abberationbeforegod-deactivated]

@evilwizard

[evilwizard]

woah mama you don’t know what you’ve started

[hubristicwizard]

GET HIS ASS

[pngblog]

[the-punforgiven]

I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like "By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!" And then just getting into his car and driving off

[whetstonefires]

so there's basically two reasons he would need to do this and they're both funny

his magical honda unsummoned while he was in Walmart; this means it's not even a real car and could look like anything and he picked or was forced somehow to pick a Honda Accord

his normal honda was left someplace while he came to Walmart by other means, and he can teleport the car to him more easily than he can teleport himself places

[orchidthesupportingcharacter]

3. The car was sitting there completely normally and he Just Does That whenever he needs to drive.

[kiragecko]

4. He is bad at finding things in parking lots, so it's easier to just teleport it to him. Teleporting himself tends to end with him directly in the path of another car, so he avoids it if possible

5. He's disabled, and teleporting hurts his joints almost as bad as walking to the car

6. HE CAN DO MAGIC, DARN IT! Of course he is going to teleport his car whenever possible! That is SO COOL!

[annabelle--cane]

it's this simple: my amulet and I are in a very happy relationship where she's the only one upon whom I can rely and I must slay all who seek to part her from me and wh I mean if I try to take her off she pulls her cord around my neck to hug me soooo tightly that I briefly pass out. sorry that you jealous haters don't understand healthy monogamy.

[orcboxer]

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

[easel-eisel]

evil wizard voice: i too have a "doom scroll"