Akme shins

[cheaphalloweencostume]

as a guy who loves to smell like shit can someone explain the drinks on this bookshelf to me

[theweirdwideweb]

[wholesomemes-archive]

[freshlysqueezedmeme]

[planetclancer]

[jacobdarvin]

[casadelanime]

Good FREAKEN evening people!

[jacobdarvin]

[huehauheuo]

BAD TEACHRRSS

presentations in class, cool. some people ask to go next class, she agrees, says its ok, shes calling people down a list and a bunch of people are passing, which shes ok with and makes jokes all smiley smiley like “aw youre killin me -student name-!”

eventually one person is ready and TEACHER is like “lets give him a round of applause” and one dude said “you saved us man!” jokingly while everyones clapping, then, while still smiling.....”and everyone who didnt go today can get half credit next class”. instant silence. 

“i dont want to be a witch but i can be!” and progresssively gets angrier as other people dont go LIKE, GEE THAT SURE IS MEAN, MAKING THE STUDENTS WISH THEY WERE HIGHER UP ON THE LIST SO THEYD GET CALLED ON WHEN YOURE IN YOUR GOOD MOOD COOL.

end of class “and you guys will get full points, but im warning you guys, dont make me theaten to give you half off” ??????????WHAT DID WE DO YOU STARTED THE JOKES YOU WERE SMILING WHAT THE FUCK.

“oh ok how about everyone who went today gets 5 points extra” THE FUCK.

THIS GOD DAMN TEACHER.

[bestrunescapememesbruh]

[huehauheuo]

Teacup gets a light pruning in preparation for the pignic

[huehauheuo]

why my boobs smell sweet

[okaymad]

[terriamon]

pineapple on pizza discourse is so ugly like no one can win.

we’re all losers as long as we live in the reality where its commonplace to put fruit on pizza 

[deaddolin]

tomato a fruit

[terriamon]

blocked

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

don’t you fucking roleplay at me on my shitposts

[reggiemess]

*huggles you* ~Nya, maybe some kitty cuddles will calm you down. :3c

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

[huehauheuo]

She wants that white ass

[lord-kitschener]

Florida

[brainstatic]

On the Cracked podcast they were talking about why we get so much crazy news from Florida. Apparently most states have laws that conceal details about crimes from the media, but not Florida. In any other state they would only know that an assault occurred, but in Florida they have instant access to the crazy details. Stuff like this probably happens everywhere, but we’ll never hear about it.

[ghostdaddotcx]

It took me longer than I’d like to admit to realize Manatee is a city name.