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I'm loni and I really don't know what I'm supposed to put here.

[important-animal-images]

[nick-nellson]

[wakandamama]

HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH NIGGAS

[officialfist]

[gayjoealwyn]

whoever woke up one day and decided to spontaneously combine the flavors of strawberry and kiwi… I hope you had unlimited sex with beautiful women forever

[gamesoft]

[octolinggrimm-deactivated202409]

[sy--kh]

[thydungeongal]

As someone who has actually studied the English language there's a common phrase about English that kinda annoys me because while it makes for a funny haha line it's such a gross oversimplification that it actually ceases to be funny. It's the one that goes "The English language is just three languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat" or something to that effect.

I'm not going to go into detail as to why that sentence is inaccurate, just take my word for it as a person with a master's in English. I suggest we withdraw this expression from usage and replace it with the much more accurate "The English language is a dirty little slut that loves it when other languages cum big loads in it"

[thydungeongal]

You know what Tumblr, I don't think this one deserves to be found

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[karvetu]

Some of you don't know how to appreciate a grainy low res image of some man

[meow-two-days-ago-woem]

Is this about that 3DS picture of Obama

[karvetu]

Why would you assume that. I'm obsessed with you

[scenics]

THE FIFTH ELEMENT (1997) dir. Luc Besson —costume design & original sketches by Jean Paul Gaultier

[mangonetics]

ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em

[supreme-leader-stoat]

On it, boss!

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Bad news, boss!

[ovid]

it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom

[allbuthuman]

it's a romcom to YOU. to me it's psychological horror

[markets]

We all got that homie whose air of silliness doesnt hide the haunted look in their eyes😂👆

[flagellant]

yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it

[0fficelady]

Beagle puppies rescued from a medical testing facility got to meet Snoopy. (source)

[the-radio-star]

peace and love on fucking earth

[foxhardt]

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

[wizardshark]

This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that tragically ahead of its time. We’re ready for it now

[aaliyahbreaux]

men are so privileged they dont even realized how oppressed they really are

[aaliyahbreaux]

@casualfruit nah say it with ur chest cos u truly ate

[radiofreederry]